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well now I have to go watch that episode thanks
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
lot of murder and I think the Metallica song “trapped under ice” might be about the guy?

(kidding, Metallica lyrics aren’t that good)
August 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
clowns do enjoy large spheres, checks out
May 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
what happened with the clown panic anyway? is it still happening and we just aren’t discussing it anymore?
May 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
yeah Scientology is notably supportive of trans rights after all 🙄
May 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
unknowable!
May 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
if a million monkeys with a million mechanical keyboards type for long enough they will generator a perfectly functional PECOFF-format assembly reproducing the entire System.Text.Json API

you just need more monkeys
May 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
these are not good days 100% 😞
May 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
oh uh also we got kittens
May 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I think that's up to you, honestly
May 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
... what... what was wrong with NTP?
May 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
endorse
May 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
as humans? absolutely not. somehow the Cubs both had 2016 and have managed to at least stay vaguely relevant most seasons since, so I guess they win by sheer virtue of ... owning the team that is not the White Sox
May 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
there is no way His Holiness condones rooting for a Reinsdorf-owned team. absolutely no way.
May 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
this isn't meant to be a review series, but the Teams (really, Skype) wink emoji is decidedly unhorny. what it *is*, is clearly tweaked the fuck out on adderrall or something
May 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
you lost me at "green text"
May 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
not me, i think it's great, but i am also not your hinge target i am pretty sure
May 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
charting your coolness attributes might, for some, undermine the coolness of which you plot
May 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
this is fun because the chart submarines itself
May 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM