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Willowsaurus 🦖
@waywardwillow.bsky.social
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wayward xennial. resolute leftist. revolutionary optimist. world famous shower singer. web comics. memes.


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keep getting this when I try to use PayPal
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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see this is nothing like Toy Story lol
A now dead (frozen) clown toy being hauled off on the back of a toy train the 80s were wild man
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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who remembers this scary ass movie where toys die?
Jim Henson’s “the Christmas toy” promo pic. Apple the curly red haired doll smiling next to Rugby the stuffed tiger Apple the curly red haired doll conspired amongst other toys like a pink phone, teddy bear, & clown
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Jeopardy! writers gots the jokes lol
Jeopardy board categories. The last 2 categories are: I Have Friends Everywhere &/Or
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Happy birthday Björk
Our Icelandic queen on the red carpet in 2000 wearing her infamous swan dress as she looks down at an egg
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
garbage version 2.0
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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it’s my birthday btw
Tony Bourdain taking a drag off a cig. Text reads “ of course i wear my softness like a crown you dumb motherfucker”
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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going full 🤌
4 bowls of Preparation for lasagna: tiny meatballs, red pomodoro sauce, grated mozzarella, grated Romano cheese
October 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I’m here u fuckass bitch
A FEDCO parking lot a lone blue shopping cart faces the long since shuttered Southern California membership store
September 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Sayed is now free because he has an advocacy group behind him, a stellar lawyer, & a judge who wasn’t afraid to do the right thing.
www.cbs8.com/article/news...
Screenshot from a news article. Picture of a man in a black collard shirt smiling. Text reads Federal judge orders release of Afghan interpreter detained by ICE ー The judge determined that the federal government had violated Sayed Naser's right to due process, and that he could not be detained again without a court order.
September 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Stg I’m not sure what’s funnier the onion articles or ads lol
Print version of the onion top story is Homeland security relaxed species requirements to join ICE & there’s a gd giraffe in riot gear The onion ad for Waymo message is Road head. Safer.
September 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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me when someone asks how an airplane could just fall out of the sky
Autism Announcement
September 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Can you imagine the obituary? “Kirk died doing what he loved best - protecting the second amendment”
2023 article from Newsweek titled “Kirk says deaths unfortunately worth it to keep 2nd amendment”
September 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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absolutely not
4 creepy mfing cursed Victorian dolls holding hands playing ring around the Rosie
September 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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helped my mom clean out the pantry 😬
An almost empty canister of black pepper that was best by Feb 2008
September 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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wheeee Sugarbombing has a popup shop today in Barrio Logan
The super cute merch of subversive artist Sugarbombing. Image includes a black t-shirt with a smiling sun flipping off ICE above the text “fuck ice” and a collage of stickers including a pink axolotl holding the flag of Palestine over the words “from the river to the sea”
August 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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thinking about this banger
Sting, Bryan Adams, & Rod Stewart pose for the cover of their badass ballad, “All For Love, from The Three Musketeers
August 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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absolutely zooted
Billy the cow cat sitting on a pink bath mat. His eyes are half open & mouth is slightly open & he looks high af
August 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Omg lol apparently he does come with the lifeboat along with his photographer
August 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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lol on brand
Pixelated pink tomagatchi with a black cat in a bow & scorpion on its tail. The top of the tomagatchi says “Scorpio” & text below says life is pain…but thankfully pain is my kink
August 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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inside of you are two cats
Billy the cow cat splooting on beige carpet but his front legs are completely tucked under so he looks like a weird seal Billy the cow cat glaring annoyingly while he rests one front leg over a Star Wars backpack like he’s the most interesting man in the world
August 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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things are pretty bleak in the home front these days. like I know this is my responsibility as a single kidless daughter but holy hell could I ever use some support
a pink stuffed animal with black eyes & a lil smile text reads “bestie i’m at my fucking limit
August 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Not me forgotting I need to take a new pic for my license renewal today and wearing the stabby mushroom shirt
Me in line at the DMV looking dumb with my curly hair & wearing a beige t shirt with a print of a smiling mushroom holding a giant kitchen knife
August 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Behold! The Billy
Billy the black and white cow cat is standing on a bed. He’s looking slightly to the left mid-meow. The room and ceiling behind & above him are drenched in a purple glow
August 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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fuckin knew it
Print issue of the The Onion. Headline is: ICE CONFIRMS AGENTS DO NOT HAVE FACES BENEATH MASKS
July 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM