#TheSongOnTheJukeboxIs Diamonds, Rats, and Gum
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
#TheSongOnTheJukeboxIs Diamonds, Rats, and Gum
#TheSongOnTheJukeboxIs Mother Grease the Cat by Ancient Grease.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
#TheSongOnTheJukeboxIs Mother Grease the Cat by Ancient Grease.
Buck up, lad, it's #AlmostOver now. Once your feet are on the ground just push up a little and it'll pour right out.
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Buck up, lad, it's #AlmostOver now. Once your feet are on the ground just push up a little and it'll pour right out.
We're #AlmostOver da target. Let 'em have it!
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
We're #AlmostOver da target. Let 'em have it!
Their long, grisly reign is #AlmostOver but we're not out of the woods yet.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Their long, grisly reign is #AlmostOver but we're not out of the woods yet.
#MillennialYoMammaJokes Yo mamma so millennial she never let you play Trouble because "Popamatic" sound too much like "problematic."
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
#MillennialYoMammaJokes Yo mamma so millennial she never let you play Trouble because "Popamatic" sound too much like "problematic."
#MillennialYoMammaJokes Yo mamma so millennial she asks, "why do you ever call?"
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
#MillennialYoMammaJokes Yo mamma so millennial she asks, "why do you ever call?"
#MillennialYoMammaJokes Yo mamma so millennial she ain't playing this game cause she's afraid Yo Mamma jokes are cultural appropriation.
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
#MillennialYoMammaJokes Yo mamma so millennial she ain't playing this game cause she's afraid Yo Mamma jokes are cultural appropriation.
#SafetyFirst Post a list of emergency phone numbers including Police, Fire, ambulance and lion tamer.
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
#SafetyFirst Post a list of emergency phone numbers including Police, Fire, ambulance and lion tamer.
It's too dark too see, but there are still tracks out here and it rains out here, so I guess there are still tracks inside. Now keep your hands inside the cart. #SafetyFirst
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It's too dark too see, but there are still tracks out here and it rains out here, so I guess there are still tracks inside. Now keep your hands inside the cart. #SafetyFirst
My position #OnPurpose is if I was supposed to have one, I'd have some glimmer what it was by now.
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My position #OnPurpose is if I was supposed to have one, I'd have some glimmer what it was by now.
I don't understand the question. Is what #OnPurpose
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I don't understand the question. Is what #OnPurpose
Son, even if you weren't exactly #OnPurpose the important thing is you were the greatest accident since the Titanic.
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Son, even if you weren't exactly #OnPurpose the important thing is you were the greatest accident since the Titanic.
#IncludeSpinMonthBright This is a good month for stargazers to catch the sideways-spinning planet Uranus at its brightest (hypothetical local life forms seen below).
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
#IncludeSpinMonthBright This is a good month for stargazers to catch the sideways-spinning planet Uranus at its brightest (hypothetical local life forms seen below).
#WhatIDoWithNutsIs confine them humanely where they can receive the most modern treatment.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
#WhatIDoWithNutsIs confine them humanely where they can receive the most modern treatment.
#WhatIDoWithNutsIs make them into a sort of loaf with monkey chow and raisins.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
#WhatIDoWithNutsIs make them into a sort of loaf with monkey chow and raisins.
Okay, Death is on the mound , he's winding up, and #HereComesThe snake!
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Okay, Death is on the mound , he's winding up, and #HereComesThe snake!
#WhenICookIMake enough for everybody.
November 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
#WhenICookIMake enough for everybody.
#WhenICookIMake somebody else clean up, but I guess I been alone a while.
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
#WhenICookIMake somebody else clean up, but I guess I been alone a while.
#WhenICookIMake Pork Me, because I am at heart a child.
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
#WhenICookIMake Pork Me, because I am at heart a child.
Yep, I was on the ferry boat that day. Aliens #DroppedTheBall right down over the harbor and scooped up old Lady Liberty with some kind of tractor beam.
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Yep, I was on the ferry boat that day. Aliens #DroppedTheBall right down over the harbor and scooped up old Lady Liberty with some kind of tractor beam.