Last couple of years our pitch has been terrible dunno why. I'm sure we'll both be playing each other next season. All the best for the rest of the season.

Wasn't having a dig mate, just going off what I've seen this season. I agree with you about the pitch and if I saw us for the first time today I'd be wondering how the hell we're third. By sounds of it you've been unlucky with injuries. So have we btw.

You will be missed. Best of luck with whatever is round the corner. Things can only..........

Got absolutely soaked at Deepdale. Torrential rain all match. Some proper old school sliding tackles. Great fun

B-b-but it has to be ma'am surely? Maaan makes no sense. How did they miss such an open goal?

You mean it's not??? 🤯

I just happened to flick on to College Football Updates (or whatever it's called) and it was unreal. Drive, play and catch of the year.

I love Berlin. Amazing place with beautifully weird people

How was Berghain?

A 45 year old cauliflower... Amazing

Hmm. Knows exactly what he's doing but gives it the old "what? Not me Guv I was just....." if enough of his opponents kick up a fuss the authorities will have to act

How does he cheat?