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Democracy Dies in Darkness (or with new ownership).
Democracy Dies in Darkness (or with new ownership).
is that the Hindenberg?
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
is that the Hindenberg?
and as all those Trump voters are now learning: RACISM IS EXPENSIVE.
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
and as all those Trump voters are now learning: RACISM IS EXPENSIVE.
have you seen Idiocracy?
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
have you seen Idiocracy?
it's Texas - define "related".
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
it's Texas - define "related".
as George W. Bush said - gotta "catapult the propraganda."
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
as George W. Bush said - gotta "catapult the propraganda."
I remember when Trump did something astonishingly stupid and Jefferies said: "God is on his throne!" as if that made anything better.
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I remember when Trump did something astonishingly stupid and Jefferies said: "God is on his throne!" as if that made anything better.
Mozart's little coffin!
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Mozart's little coffin!
game respects game ...
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
game respects game ...
tell me without words that you have no idea how drug trafficking works.
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
tell me without words that you have no idea how drug trafficking works.
Valiants were essentially rebadged Dodge Darts, but I think I have that logo right. external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Valiants were essentially rebadged Dodge Darts, but I think I have that logo right. external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
that's a Plymouth Valiant for those of you keeping score at home. Another dead Detroit nameplate.
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
that's a Plymouth Valiant for those of you keeping score at home. Another dead Detroit nameplate.
that shirt gives off a prison vibe for sure.
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
that shirt gives off a prison vibe for sure.
and Molly Ivins would have left a bleeding stump.
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
and Molly Ivins would have left a bleeding stump.
this was, in a word, predictable.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
this was, in a word, predictable.
maybe we'll buy the soybeans and give them to Argentina?
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
maybe we'll buy the soybeans and give them to Argentina?
if Trump wanted to do something useful he could get on Gary Oldman to get a Smiley's People movie made.
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
if Trump wanted to do something useful he could get on Gary Oldman to get a Smiley's People movie made.
this is called the Full Ghosn when executed properly.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
this is called the Full Ghosn when executed properly.
He is the Tommy Tuberville of public health.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
He is the Tommy Tuberville of public health.