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Warglepus
@warglepus.bsky.social
Chaotic tentacle loving gay nerd and blahaj aficionado.

Same @ on Twitter, Discord, and Telegram
Clocking yourself 💀💀💀
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My boyfriend kept catching parts out of context and was so confused. Not that context really helps lol
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
👀🤔
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
When they no longer provide adequate support or are so gross my filth disgusts even me

(Alternatively slightly before those if there's a sale)
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 AM
In a game with this many geese, chaos may yet eternal reign
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
For.... Science ... 👀
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Baiting follow backs + hot profile pic?
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Thank you 😌😘
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
*gestures broadly towards your entire online presence*
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Everyone else is bullying you on the app, I wanted to be included. 😌
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hasn't stopped you yet?
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Tired but surviving 🫡
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Perhaps TOO powerful now? 🤔😍
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hermit arcana too obviously

And thank you 😘
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A seasoned veteran
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We can get you a loaner if you need one
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'll take that deal
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Thoth gang! I'm a big old nerd and I love bird (or monkey I guess depending on the day)
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Heck ya.😍 Also everything should have two powder sugar coats in my book.
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
We love a semi aquatic mammal 😌
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Octopus gang 🐙🐙🐙
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Luckily with online shopping black Friday has mostly calmed down in store, but the rest of the season is still a war zone
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hell yeah 💪💪💪
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM