Warfspeed
@warfspeed.bsky.social
Here for the distractions
Voyeuristic tendencies
NSFW, 🔞, 📍Chicago, He/Him/That Bitch, Married👨🏿🤝👨🏼
Voyeuristic tendencies
NSFW, 🔞, 📍Chicago, He/Him/That Bitch, Married👨🏿🤝👨🏼
*zooms in (dis)respectfully*
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
*zooms in (dis)respectfully*
Oh my...
a close up of a monkey with big eyes
ALT: a close up of a monkey with big eyes
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February 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Oh my...
Dammit that was a fantastic pic. And I used a prime GIF reaction, too.
February 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Dammit that was a fantastic pic. And I used a prime GIF reaction, too.
Opening my Bluesky like...
a man wearing headphones and a purple shirt is sitting in front of a microphone and saying oh , my word .
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a purple shirt is sitting in front of a microphone and saying oh , my word .
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February 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Opening my Bluesky like...
I mean... is there like a respectful way to ask for the uncensored version? Respectfully, of course.
February 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I mean... is there like a respectful way to ask for the uncensored version? Respectfully, of course.
Is that legal? Like... pretty sure there are renter's rights against it being that cold in an apartment in our great city.
January 28, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Is that legal? Like... pretty sure there are renter's rights against it being that cold in an apartment in our great city.
*zooms in (dis)respectfully*
Fcf indeed...
Fcf indeed...
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
*zooms in (dis)respectfully*
Fcf indeed...
Fcf indeed...
My word...
a man in a library is looking at a computer screen
ALT: a man in a library is looking at a computer screen
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January 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
My word...
I was thinking too hard.
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January 12, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I was thinking too hard.
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Hated it so much.
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January 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Hated it so much.
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I'd like to buy a vowel please..."u"
December 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I'd like to buy a vowel please..."u"
Staring at my phone like...
a man standing next to a cake with netflix written on the bottom
ALT: a man standing next to a cake with netflix written on the bottom
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December 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Staring at my phone like...
Is that... is that Pig Zangief?
a cartoon character with a beard and mohawk has a feather tattoo on his chest
ALT: a cartoon character with a beard and mohawk has a feather tattoo on his chest
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December 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Is that... is that Pig Zangief?
Also, I went to see "A Quiet Place" in the theaters. Bad decision. The people behind us were eating popcorn, the people across the aisle were eating M&Ms, I could here every cough, every sniff. Nightmare.
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Also, I went to see "A Quiet Place" in the theaters. Bad decision. The people behind us were eating popcorn, the people across the aisle were eating M&Ms, I could here every cough, every sniff. Nightmare.
So bad. So, so bad.
a man sitting on a couch with a black shirt on that says fox
ALT: a man sitting on a couch with a black shirt on that says fox
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December 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
So bad. So, so bad.
