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Warfspeed
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Here for the distractions
Voyeuristic tendencies
NSFW, 🔞, 📍Chicago, He/Him/That Bitch, Married👨🏿‍🤝‍👨🏼
*zooms in (dis)respectfully*
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Oh my...
a close up of a monkey with big eyes
ALT: a close up of a monkey with big eyes
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February 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Dammit that was a fantastic pic. And I used a prime GIF reaction, too.
February 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I mean... is there like a respectful way to ask for the uncensored version? Respectfully, of course.
February 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Is that legal? Like... pretty sure there are renter's rights against it being that cold in an apartment in our great city.
January 28, 2026 at 9:17 PM
*zooms in (dis)respectfully*

Fcf indeed...
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
My word...
a man in a library is looking at a computer screen
ALT: a man in a library is looking at a computer screen
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January 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I was thinking too hard.
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January 12, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Hated it so much.
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January 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I'd like to buy a vowel please..."u"
December 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Staring at my phone like...
a man standing next to a cake with netflix written on the bottom
ALT: a man standing next to a cake with netflix written on the bottom
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December 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Is that... is that Pig Zangief?
a cartoon character with a beard and mohawk has a feather tattoo on his chest
ALT: a cartoon character with a beard and mohawk has a feather tattoo on his chest
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December 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Also, I went to see "A Quiet Place" in the theaters. Bad decision. The people behind us were eating popcorn, the people across the aisle were eating M&Ms, I could here every cough, every sniff. Nightmare.
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So bad. So, so bad.
a man sitting on a couch with a black shirt on that says fox
ALT: a man sitting on a couch with a black shirt on that says fox
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December 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
a man in a blue shirt with a star trek logo on the front
ALT: a man in a blue shirt with a star trek logo on the front
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December 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM