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War and Peas 🧿
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🌹 Comics by Elizabeth Pich & Jonathan Kunz 🌹

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Panel 1: A ghost therapist sits in an armchair taking notes on a clipboard while another ghost lounges on a chaise. The therapist asks, "And how long have you been feeling 'transparent'?" Panel 2: The other ghost responds, "Ever since my unresolved childhood trauma followed me into the afterlife." Panel 3: The ghost therapist says, "Hmm." Panel 4: The ghost therapist looks up and says, "I'm prescribing a good haunting of a penniless orphanage." The ghost on the chaise responds excitedly, "Yay!"
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Panel 1: At the North Pole, Santa says "Damn. Where did I put my night goggles? The people need their presents." Panel 2: Santa sits on his sleigh surrounded by presents saying "Oh well. What's the worst that could happen." Panel 3: A living room with a Christmas tree and a banner saying "Swingin' Holiday!" showing people in BDSM gear opening presents. Panel 4: A church with nuns and children around a Christmas tree, with the sign "ST. MARY'S ORPHANAGE" visible as they open presents.
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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6 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. A fig stands in the forest saying, "It's the time of year again." 2. "Where they're all trying to find the most beautiful tree." 3. "But they won't want a filthy tree." 4. A bird flies by. The tree shouts at the bird, "QUICK, shit on me!" 5. "Shit all you can on me!" The bird replies, "Fuckin' perv!" 6. The tree shouts, "My life depends on it!!"
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Panel 1: A witch enters a kitchen where a vampire and a black cat are baking cookies. The witch says, "Aww, you guys made cookies?" Panel 2: The witch looks at the cookies on the table, which have bone and skull shapes and says, "So cute!" Panel 3: The witch takes a bite of a cookie and says, "Hm... tastes a bit stran—." Panel 4: The vampire says, "The icing is blood!" Panel 5: The black cat, adds, "And the filling is tuna!" while the witch looks disgusted and spits out the cookie.
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Black Friday isn’t a holiday, it’s a heist. A glittery, discount-code-waving distraction where billionaires convince you that buying a $12 toaster you don’t need is a victory.

Spoiler: The only people winning are the ones who already have more money than God.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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This mouse knows the secret to happiness in the digital age: Direct delivery of things that actually make you laugh.

No doomscrolling. Just comics arriving like a small gift you didn't have to hunt for between seventeen ads for things you mentioned once out loud near your phone.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Panel 1: Parents look at their child’s stick figure drawing of two people with Xs for eyes, lying in pools of red. Father: "Honey, what on earth... That’s...". Panel 2: *A close-up of the child’s drawing shows two stick figures with Xs for eyes and red scribbles around them. Panel 3: The parents look at each other and the mother says, "...excellent line work, sweetie!" Panel 4: The same drawing is now framed and hanging on a wall at an art gallery. Adults at the gallery event are seen admiring
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch stands in her bedroom, surrounded by several witch hats placed on her bed. She says, "I have a date later, but I forgot which one of my hats has an irresistibility spell on it..." Panel 2: The witch holds up one of her hats and asks, "What about this one?" Panel 3: Her black cat, Lord Nibbles, looks up at her and says, "I only feel compelled to give you 50% off all lobster dishes." Panel 4: The witch takes off the hat and says, "Ah great! My Seafood Shack hat. Been looking for this one."
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits at a desk, hands clasped. Death: “Every Friday, from 10 to 12, I have office hours.” Panel 2: A ghost appears with a question: “I wanted to see how my cat is doing.” Panel 3: Death checks his computer. Death: “Ah, Mr. Franklin. You died alone in your apartment, three days ago?” Ghost: “Yes.” Panel 4: Death: “Okay, let’s check in on Mr. Fluffles.” Panel 5: Death (looking at screen) Ghost: “What?” Panel 6: Death (grim): “Let’s just say, he’s not hungry.”
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Ok, we know this is weird because we usually post in fine English only but this post is solely for German speakers – who as everyone knows need humor more than any other people.

Leute, es ist soweit! Unser erster Kalender ist draußen und er ist, nun ja, ein VOLLTREFFER!
Kalenderblatt für April 2026, KW 15, aus dem War and Peas Wochenkalender (Edition Moderne). Der Comic zeigt eine Pressekonferenz mit grünen Aliens. Ein Journalist fragt 'Jesus? Supertyp!' und erwähnt, dass die Menschheit seit Jahrhunderten auf seine Wiederkunft wartet. Die Aliens antworten skeptisch 'Ach ja? Zu uns kommt er jedes Jahr' und 'Dann gibt's Plätzchen. Und bei euch so?' Die letzte Szene zeigt Stille im Publikum mit 'Halt mal. Was habt ihr getan?' Unten sind die Wochentage Mo 6 (Ostermontag) bis So 12 mit dem Hinweis 'Rethink Masculinity Day' am Mi 8. Kalenderblatt für Mai 2026, KW 22, aus dem War and Peas Wochenkalender (Edition Moderne). Der Comic zeigt eine moderne Rapunzel-Parodie: Ein Ritter ruft 'Prinzessin, ich werde dich retten!' Die Prinzessin im Turm antwortet 'Wieso? Ich habe Netflix, Pizza und eine Sammlung von Vibratoren.' Nach kurzem Schweigen bittet sie 'Aber du könntest mir neue Batterien besorgen.' Unten sind die Wochentage Mo 25 (Pfingstmontag) bis So 31. Kalenderblatt für Oktober/November 2026, KW 44, aus dem War and Peas Wochenkalender (Edition Moderne). Der Comic zeigt eine Katzen-Person namens Alice von der Buchhaltung, die an der Tür steht und sagt 'Hi, Ben, danke für die Einladung.' Sie stellt sich als 'Alice, von der Buchhaltung' vor und macht einen Witz: 'Haha, war nur 'n Scherz! Ich hab mich als jemand mit Alzheimer verkleidet!' Ben antwortet nervös 'Oh! Haha!' In der letzten Szene steht Ben verwirrt auf einer Party und denkt 'Wer zum Teufel sind diese Leute?' Unten sind die Wochentage Mo 26 (Österreichischer Nationalfeiertag) bis So 1 mit dem Hinweis 'Halloween' am Sa 31.
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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A black and white cartoon showing witches with different modes of transportation under a crescent moon. One young witch stands on the ground looking up disapprovingly, while three other witches fly through the sky - one on a scooter/moped, one on a hoverboard, and one on what appears to be a Roomba vacuum. The caption reads: 'Kids these days... Don't even know how to drive the stick anymore.'
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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We call all patrons to help us finish our first CHRISTMAS COMIC! We need all your creative energy!

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November 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper walks towards an elderly woman who is knitting in an armchair. The Grim Reaper asks, "Any last wishes?" Panel 2: The elderly woman responds, "I'd like to see my son for the last time." Panel 3: The Grim Reaper says, "Mrs. Schmidt. You don't have a son." Panel 4: The elderly woman, looking thoughtful, says, "Oh. In that case, I want to bang Tom Selleck on a yacht."
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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6-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A king sitting on a skull-decorated throne in a dark room says, "I'm in a bad mood. Bring the jester!" Panel 2: The jester says, "I'm also in a bad mood." Panel 3: The king angrily shouts, "Then it's OFF with your head!" Panel 4: The jester, trying to comfort the king, says, "Haha! I'm feeling much better already!" with a nervous expression. Panel 5: The jester does a silly, nervous dance, singing, "Doodlidoo!" with musical notes floating around him. Panel 6: The jester continues his silly dance and weird noises, "Blurgh!" while the king watches, amused, saying, "Hehehehehe."
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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1: A zoo employee holds a constrictor and addresses a group of children a demonstration saying, "Now, class. This is a boa constrictor." 2: He reassures a nervous child by letting them get close to the snake, saying, "Don't worry, son. It's not going to bite." 3: The constrictor begins to wrap itself around the child's neck. The zoo employee says, "As you can see, the constrictor isn't biting." 4: The constrictor is now fully wrapped around the child's neck, choking them. He cheerfully says, "
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Panel 1: A grim reaper and a person are in a hot air balloon basket. The grim reaper says, "Hey, I'm on vacation. Don't worry." Panel 2: The grim reaper offers a parachute to the person, saying, "Here's a parachute, if it makes you feel bett–" Panel 3: His scythe accidentally rips a large hole in the balloon.. He says, "Oh, crap." Panel 4: The grim reaper parachutes away, saying, "See you in a minute," while the person falls with the deflating balloon, which emits a "Pssssshhhh" sound effect.
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Comic Panel 1: Two people stand outside a strip club with a neon sign that reads "Wildcats." One says to the other, while pointing at the entrance, "RAWWR!" Panel 2: The other person responds with a nervous laugh, "Hehe," as they approach the entrance. Panel 3: The two enter the strip club, one says, "Yeah," as they open the door. Panel 4: Inside the club, they are confronted by giant wildcats ripping apart other patrons. Blood and chaos fill the scene, with the wildcats looking menacing.
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two people sit on a bench by the water, watching the sunset. One person says, "That buoy is blocking my view of the sunset!" Panel 2: The other person replies, "Well, you know what they say... buoys will be buoys!" The other person looks at them with a deadpan expression. Panel 3: The two people sit silently looking at each other, with the first person looking slightly annoyed. Panel 4: The scene shifts to a crime scene by the water, with police tape and detectives. One detective says, "We can all agree, this murder was justified," referring to the pun that led to the imaginary crime.
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A vampire sitting at a desk with an open book and a candle says, "Oh, hello! I'm engrossed in my new hobby: Ancestry!" Panel 2: The vampire, holding a piece of paper, says, "According to my research, I have German blood in me." Panel 3: The vampire laughs and says, "Haha... I quite literally do!" Panel 4: The vampire looks up at a person in lederhosen hanging upside down, saying, "Isn't that right, Wolfgang!" The person figure appears to be dripping blood.
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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4 panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man opens the door to a woman in a cat costume. She says, "Hi Craig, thank for the invitation." He answers, "Who are you?" Panel 2: She looks upset and says, "I'm Alice from Accounting." Panel 3: He says, "Haha, I'm just kidding! I'm dressed up as someone with Alzheimers." She enters and goes, "Oh! Haha!" Panel 4: There are many people enjoying themselves at the party while Craig stands alone in a corner thinking, "Who the hell are these people?"
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM