WanderdOff
@wanderdoff.bsky.social
I came to this world. I barely conquered.
Animals>people. You’ve met people.
Czech language lover. Talk to me! Verryy slowwllyy.
Pokémon Go, level 77, instinct.
Alt rock.
Oh, yeah, AF Veteran and Equality for All. ALL.
Animals>people. You’ve met people.
Czech language lover. Talk to me! Verryy slowwllyy.
Pokémon Go, level 77, instinct.
Alt rock.
Oh, yeah, AF Veteran and Equality for All. ALL.
Happy #Caturday from some adorable foster kittens who no doubt will get a loving home for the holidays!
Tell your cats Hi from me today. I’m sure they’ve been waiting all week for my salutations. Ha😄
Tell your cats Hi from me today. I’m sure they’ve been waiting all week for my salutations. Ha😄
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Happy #Caturday from some adorable foster kittens who no doubt will get a loving home for the holidays!
Tell your cats Hi from me today. I’m sure they’ve been waiting all week for my salutations. Ha😄
Tell your cats Hi from me today. I’m sure they’ve been waiting all week for my salutations. Ha😄
The kittens are making their own Anaconda movie.
Step aside, Paul Rudd. They got this.
Lol
#anacondamovie
#kittens
#kittenanaconda
Step aside, Paul Rudd. They got this.
Lol
#anacondamovie
#kittens
#kittenanaconda
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The kittens are making their own Anaconda movie.
Step aside, Paul Rudd. They got this.
Lol
#anacondamovie
#kittens
#kittenanaconda
Step aside, Paul Rudd. They got this.
Lol
#anacondamovie
#kittens
#kittenanaconda
My daughter is fostering these three kittens and I’m watching her critters while she goes to Vegas this week.
You get kisses, and YOU get kisses. Fine, all three of you may get kisses.
You get kisses, and YOU get kisses. Fine, all three of you may get kisses.
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
My daughter is fostering these three kittens and I’m watching her critters while she goes to Vegas this week.
You get kisses, and YOU get kisses. Fine, all three of you may get kisses.
You get kisses, and YOU get kisses. Fine, all three of you may get kisses.
Joe and I realized neither of us had ever built a gingerbread house.
So we bucket listed that bitch, and wallah.
Proud to say it looks just as bad as if we were actually six year olds! Nailed it.
#gingerbreadhousefail
So we bucket listed that bitch, and wallah.
Proud to say it looks just as bad as if we were actually six year olds! Nailed it.
#gingerbreadhousefail
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Joe and I realized neither of us had ever built a gingerbread house.
So we bucket listed that bitch, and wallah.
Proud to say it looks just as bad as if we were actually six year olds! Nailed it.
#gingerbreadhousefail
So we bucket listed that bitch, and wallah.
Proud to say it looks just as bad as if we were actually six year olds! Nailed it.
#gingerbreadhousefail
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Today I’m grateful for critters, in all their colors and sizes. I’m grateful for children to love and my very first grandchild to cherish.
And I’m grateful for safety and compassion.
May we throw off our shackles and find our way back to love in this country.
Today I’m grateful for critters, in all their colors and sizes. I’m grateful for children to love and my very first grandchild to cherish.
And I’m grateful for safety and compassion.
May we throw off our shackles and find our way back to love in this country.
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Today I’m grateful for critters, in all their colors and sizes. I’m grateful for children to love and my very first grandchild to cherish.
And I’m grateful for safety and compassion.
May we throw off our shackles and find our way back to love in this country.
Today I’m grateful for critters, in all their colors and sizes. I’m grateful for children to love and my very first grandchild to cherish.
And I’m grateful for safety and compassion.
May we throw off our shackles and find our way back to love in this country.
Had to bring my tomato plant inside because she’s trying to grow another tomato, and I felt like a murderer leaving her out in the cold.
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Had to bring my tomato plant inside because she’s trying to grow another tomato, and I felt like a murderer leaving her out in the cold.
Does it look like this? Lol. “And another thing…”
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Does it look like this? Lol. “And another thing…”
Omg lol. House finch gives chickadee whatfer.
“It’s ALL MY FOOD. And another thing…”
“It’s ALL MY FOOD. And another thing…”
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Omg lol. House finch gives chickadee whatfer.
“It’s ALL MY FOOD. And another thing…”
“It’s ALL MY FOOD. And another thing…”
Max and his look alike statue vie for #caturday kudos.
I gotta vote for Max, of course, because he’s more mobile and can gnaw on me in my sleep.
Team Max!
I gotta vote for Max, of course, because he’s more mobile and can gnaw on me in my sleep.
Team Max!
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Max and his look alike statue vie for #caturday kudos.
I gotta vote for Max, of course, because he’s more mobile and can gnaw on me in my sleep.
Team Max!
I gotta vote for Max, of course, because he’s more mobile and can gnaw on me in my sleep.
Team Max!
Happy Veteran’s Day to all who’ve served AND who understand who we served ON BEHALF OF: ALL AMERICANS, no matter their color, creed, or who they chose to love.
American veterans need to remember our oaths, yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
#veteransday
American veterans need to remember our oaths, yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
#veteransday
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Happy Veteran’s Day to all who’ve served AND who understand who we served ON BEHALF OF: ALL AMERICANS, no matter their color, creed, or who they chose to love.
American veterans need to remember our oaths, yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
#veteransday
American veterans need to remember our oaths, yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
#veteransday
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The fox, Biscuit, and I have an equitable exchange. I provide him/her with treats. He/she provides me with urine and feces, which I didn’t know I needed.
Thank you?
Thank you?
October 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The fox, Biscuit, and I have an equitable exchange. I provide him/her with treats. He/she provides me with urine and feces, which I didn’t know I needed.
Thank you?
Thank you?
No, Mori, this is a Mommy and Daddy trip. Next time?
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
No, Mori, this is a Mommy and Daddy trip. Next time?
Had a surprise ICE (imma cat eejit) inspection of my bathroom closet this morning.
Hey, man, I’m just an old white lady who looks suspiciously Korean. I expect to be deported somewhere I’ve never been forthwith.
Hey, man, I’m just an old white lady who looks suspiciously Korean. I expect to be deported somewhere I’ve never been forthwith.
October 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Had a surprise ICE (imma cat eejit) inspection of my bathroom closet this morning.
Hey, man, I’m just an old white lady who looks suspiciously Korean. I expect to be deported somewhere I’ve never been forthwith.
Hey, man, I’m just an old white lady who looks suspiciously Korean. I expect to be deported somewhere I’ve never been forthwith.
I’ve been so incredibly frustrated at the healthcare here in WV. This explains some things…
49th out of 50th! Our residents deserve better.
Wtaf.
49th out of 50th! Our residents deserve better.
Wtaf.
October 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’ve been so incredibly frustrated at the healthcare here in WV. This explains some things…
49th out of 50th! Our residents deserve better.
Wtaf.
49th out of 50th! Our residents deserve better.
Wtaf.
May your cats love bird tv as much as mine do.
PS. No, they don’t actually touch the tv, honey.
Ok, they do.
PS. No, they don’t actually touch the tv, honey.
Ok, they do.
October 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
May your cats love bird tv as much as mine do.
PS. No, they don’t actually touch the tv, honey.
Ok, they do.
PS. No, they don’t actually touch the tv, honey.
Ok, they do.
Mori-licious thinks it’s his job to get the white ball out, and he takes it very seriously. While I was gone said ball spent two weeks under the couch.
As soon as I found it and put it back, he attacked his work again with a vengeance. I admire the enthusiasm!
As soon as I found it and put it back, he attacked his work again with a vengeance. I admire the enthusiasm!
October 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Mori-licious thinks it’s his job to get the white ball out, and he takes it very seriously. While I was gone said ball spent two weeks under the couch.
As soon as I found it and put it back, he attacked his work again with a vengeance. I admire the enthusiasm!
As soon as I found it and put it back, he attacked his work again with a vengeance. I admire the enthusiasm!
October 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
What if my biggest concern in life was “how many cats do I need to ensure that one of them wants to cuddle at all times?”
That seems like a lovely concern to have.
Not “how many of us will burn in the Trump Nazi gas chambers?”
Fuck the Pedo Party.
That seems like a lovely concern to have.
Not “how many of us will burn in the Trump Nazi gas chambers?”
Fuck the Pedo Party.
October 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
What if my biggest concern in life was “how many cats do I need to ensure that one of them wants to cuddle at all times?”
That seems like a lovely concern to have.
Not “how many of us will burn in the Trump Nazi gas chambers?”
Fuck the Pedo Party.
That seems like a lovely concern to have.
Not “how many of us will burn in the Trump Nazi gas chambers?”
Fuck the Pedo Party.
In case you never got to hear an elk bellow. This dude was pretty worked up.
Somewhere in the Smoky Moutains.
Somewhere in the Smoky Moutains.
September 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
In case you never got to hear an elk bellow. This dude was pretty worked up.
Somewhere in the Smoky Moutains.
Somewhere in the Smoky Moutains.
My crazy view right now! Hubs booked what he thought was “just a normal room” for our last night in Ireland. Instead we got some kind of deluxe suite with a massive balcony directly across from Trim Castle! Pinch me.
Just having a drink and admiring the view until it gets dark…as one does.
Just having a drink and admiring the view until it gets dark…as one does.
September 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My crazy view right now! Hubs booked what he thought was “just a normal room” for our last night in Ireland. Instead we got some kind of deluxe suite with a massive balcony directly across from Trim Castle! Pinch me.
Just having a drink and admiring the view until it gets dark…as one does.
Just having a drink and admiring the view until it gets dark…as one does.
The beauty of the Irish coastline on a sunny day. Wow! I love bucket list travel…
Except I want my edibles. What gives, Ireland?
#legalizeweed
Except I want my edibles. What gives, Ireland?
#legalizeweed
September 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The beauty of the Irish coastline on a sunny day. Wow! I love bucket list travel…
Except I want my edibles. What gives, Ireland?
#legalizeweed
Except I want my edibles. What gives, Ireland?
#legalizeweed
I’ve seen these “1-lane roads with 2-way traffic” in Ireland/the UK in movies, but didn’t realize how legit it is. Gorgeous drive today but crazy roads! Lucky to be alive. Def no room for 2 cars and a sheep…
The sheep was fine btw. I got out and checked on him and he was just irritated with me.
The sheep was fine btw. I got out and checked on him and he was just irritated with me.
September 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’ve seen these “1-lane roads with 2-way traffic” in Ireland/the UK in movies, but didn’t realize how legit it is. Gorgeous drive today but crazy roads! Lucky to be alive. Def no room for 2 cars and a sheep…
The sheep was fine btw. I got out and checked on him and he was just irritated with me.
The sheep was fine btw. I got out and checked on him and he was just irritated with me.