purveyor of fake meats
@walnutsoup.bsky.social
Utah has some of the most advanced public art in the country
October 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Utah has some of the most advanced public art in the country
The ball is upon me once again
June 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The ball is upon me once again
trying to agree on a lunch spot and you’re hit with the “can’t do anything without asking chatgpt first” stare
June 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
trying to agree on a lunch spot and you’re hit with the “can’t do anything without asking chatgpt first” stare
San Diego pix
March 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
San Diego pix
Not sure how people can work in the tech industry for the last several years yet still think quitting your job is a “gotcha” in response to return to office. They want you to quit!
March 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Not sure how people can work in the tech industry for the last several years yet still think quitting your job is a “gotcha” in response to return to office. They want you to quit!
I bought him a feeder a couple years ago, and when it gets within half an hour of breakfast, he intermittently presses the buttons with his nose as if he’s turning on the display to check the time
December 21, 2024 at 2:43 PM
I bought him a feeder a couple years ago, and when it gets within half an hour of breakfast, he intermittently presses the buttons with his nose as if he’s turning on the display to check the time
He likes all the cat ones
December 10, 2024 at 5:38 PM
He likes all the cat ones
He’s exempt from governance
November 25, 2024 at 7:11 PM
He’s exempt from governance
Everyone’s liberal aunt vs this lady, a battle to the death
November 7, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Everyone’s liberal aunt vs this lady, a battle to the death
This guy is what happens when a man reaches age 60 without any significant hair loss
September 19, 2024 at 5:32 PM
This guy is what happens when a man reaches age 60 without any significant hair loss
The presence of this word in the official party platform is so funny
July 17, 2024 at 4:21 PM
The presence of this word in the official party platform is so funny
Can’t believe how woke and left wing the US military is
July 17, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe how woke and left wing the US military is
“Almost didn’t order the food” is crazy
June 27, 2024 at 3:27 PM
“Almost didn’t order the food” is crazy
This seems like good communication but it’s insanely fried when people talk in corporate email job vernacular in their day to day lives
April 12, 2024 at 4:10 PM
This seems like good communication but it’s insanely fried when people talk in corporate email job vernacular in their day to day lives
Tweets but put ‘em in a book
April 6, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Tweets but put ‘em in a book
If I visited a place that didn’t look like this I think I’d be unhappy in a deeply permanent way
April 4, 2024 at 4:44 PM
If I visited a place that didn’t look like this I think I’d be unhappy in a deeply permanent way
Cool building alert
March 26, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Cool building alert
The little menace
January 24, 2024 at 7:40 PM
The little menace
Writing code like this at my job and immediately getting fired
December 5, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Writing code like this at my job and immediately getting fired