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come get em
January 29, 2026 at 1:13 AM
come get em
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STICK TO THE BOAT, is your true motto in whaling; but cases will sometimes happen when LEAP FROM THE BOAT, is still better.
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
STICK TO THE BOAT, is your true motto in whaling; but cases will sometimes happen when LEAP FROM THE BOAT, is still better.
When I say "Don't tread on me" I mean ME, specifically. I'm totally fine with other people getting treaded on
January 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
When I say "Don't tread on me" I mean ME, specifically. I'm totally fine with other people getting treaded on
Allow me to be real for a second - not knowing how to dance is a disgusting quality to have. It is equally as gross as not taking a shower.
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Allow me to be real for a second - not knowing how to dance is a disgusting quality to have. It is equally as gross as not taking a shower.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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I am so rich, I could have given bid for bid with the wealthiest Prætorians at the auction of the Roman empire
December 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I am so rich, I could have given bid for bid with the wealthiest Prætorians at the auction of the Roman empire
pro-tip: if you learn how to make rice krispie treats yourself, you won't have to buy them anymore
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
pro-tip: if you learn how to make rice krispie treats yourself, you won't have to buy them anymore
It's truly remarkable how, even after years upon years of overwhelmingly negative feedback, people still be putting 4 paragraphs of autobiographical bullshit in front of every recipe
December 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It's truly remarkable how, even after years upon years of overwhelmingly negative feedback, people still be putting 4 paragraphs of autobiographical bullshit in front of every recipe
are there any ghosts on here? I'm free if you'd like to chat.
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
are there any ghosts on here? I'm free if you'd like to chat.
To the ladies - do you think it's a red flag if a guy has a crazy-looking weiner?
December 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
To the ladies - do you think it's a red flag if a guy has a crazy-looking weiner?
It is an interesting coincidence that Jeffrey Epstein and Adolf Hitler both apparently had a crazy-looking wiener
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM
It is an interesting coincidence that Jeffrey Epstein and Adolf Hitler both apparently had a crazy-looking wiener
To the neighbors who named their home wifi network "NakedGrandma6969" - your wifi network is visible on other people's computers. My CHILDREN saw it!
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
To the neighbors who named their home wifi network "NakedGrandma6969" - your wifi network is visible on other people's computers. My CHILDREN saw it!
bout to take a futuristic ass piss in here
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
bout to take a futuristic ass piss in here
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Friendly reminder that Donald Trump has never explicitly stated their pronouns.
September 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Friendly reminder that Donald Trump has never explicitly stated their pronouns.
google search: "biggest old lady"
September 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
google search: "biggest old lady"
smoking this shit tonight
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAf...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAf...
Where There's a Whip There's a Way!
YouTube video by Misha Gurevich
m.youtube.com
August 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
smoking this shit tonight
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAf...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAf...
RIP Hulk Hogan, one of the first guys ever to get insanely jacked and tan on purpose
July 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
RIP Hulk Hogan, one of the first guys ever to get insanely jacked and tan on purpose
the Wall Street Journal hereby announces that all followers of this account are required to get jacked & tan this summer.
May 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
the Wall Street Journal hereby announces that all followers of this account are required to get jacked & tan this summer.
insane
May 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
insane
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the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
March 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
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The reason food be so expensive now is because a lot of y'all started eatin way too much
March 20, 2024 at 5:58 AM
The reason food be so expensive now is because a lot of y'all started eatin way too much
me and the bad bitch I pulled by losing touch with reality
February 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
me and the bad bitch I pulled by losing touch with reality