let's make the van blairs fight.

can i sub in vinnie's boyfriend?

“oh, sure, i've thought about it. romanticized it maybe, while suspended by my ankles over a pit of bubbling acid or being cornered by knife-wielding butcherbots from the choppalot nebula. but then i remember taxes are a thing & i remember i've got it easy.

what about you?”

some tea would be lovely?

shan't.

on't you think?

doesn't he talk a lot? on & on! he'd definitely start blabbing mid-kiss & make a terrible mess whereas i, the older, more mature of the pair, know when to shut up & stop talking.

why just the other week i was saying to my friend kit- short for katherine, you know? it's sort of cutesy, in a way, d

disgusting!!

( he must mean HIS OWN mouth. )

puckering up first PUCKERING UP FIRST