Walan (the w is silent)
@walan.bsky.social
2004 Punxsutawney Area High School Groundhog King currently reigning over Pittsburgh. Father, husband, bi, maybe neurodivergent, definitely exhausted.
What the fuck, lady
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
What the fuck, lady
What the fuck dude
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
What the fuck dude
I think I might be following too many gamer tech boyz
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think I might be following too many gamer tech boyz
Hey I'm back at walmart does anybody need any trans powder
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hey I'm back at walmart does anybody need any trans powder
I don't own a couch, I own a pet bed that they let me sit on sometimes
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I don't own a couch, I own a pet bed that they let me sit on sometimes
i'm at the walmart straight jorkin it
and by 'it' ...heh heh... I mean muh
and by 'it' ...heh heh... I mean muh
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i'm at the walmart straight jorkin it
and by 'it' ...heh heh... I mean muh
and by 'it' ...heh heh... I mean muh
Has this one been done yet
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Has this one been done yet
I AM WHOLE GRAIN JUSTICE
I AM THE STARCH KNIGHT
I AM BREADMAN
I AM THE STARCH KNIGHT
I AM BREADMAN
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I AM WHOLE GRAIN JUSTICE
I AM THE STARCH KNIGHT
I AM BREADMAN
I AM THE STARCH KNIGHT
I AM BREADMAN
Greetings, citizens of Bluesky! Are you getting enough oxygen?
November 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Greetings, citizens of Bluesky! Are you getting enough oxygen?
My very first attempt at Through The Fire And Flames on expert and it went about as well as you'd expect
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My very first attempt at Through The Fire And Flames on expert and it went about as well as you'd expect
He could've saved BooBooKitty.
October 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
He could've saved BooBooKitty.
facebook ads like "hey we know you want this shit you 'tistic queer bastard"
October 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
facebook ads like "hey we know you want this shit you 'tistic queer bastard"
Attention Smash Bros nerds: the extensive and polished Brawl mod Super Smash Rex dropped it's "Version 0" last night and it's a thing to behold. Download it for emulator and real Wii hardware here: www.rexbuild.site/index
October 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Attention Smash Bros nerds: the extensive and polished Brawl mod Super Smash Rex dropped it's "Version 0" last night and it's a thing to behold. Download it for emulator and real Wii hardware here: www.rexbuild.site/index
Let's all leave here and jump on fettuccinelife
October 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Let's all leave here and jump on fettuccinelife
One of those guys I'm glad is still out there doing his thing after years and years is Smooth McGroove. Keep on booping and baping, buddy
September 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
One of those guys I'm glad is still out there doing his thing after years and years is Smooth McGroove. Keep on booping and baping, buddy
Here's what you've been waiting all night for, Bluesky: I exercised this morning and here's a vain selfie
August 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Here's what you've been waiting all night for, Bluesky: I exercised this morning and here's a vain selfie
Some yinz need this
August 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Some yinz need this
Like a ray of light in the darkness, salvation
August 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Like a ray of light in the darkness, salvation
RIP Ryne Sandberg, who I admit I only knew from the cover of Bases Loaded
July 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
RIP Ryne Sandberg, who I admit I only knew from the cover of Bases Loaded
According to my bsky feed, you should make a human spine next
June 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
According to my bsky feed, you should make a human spine next
Let Harry Partridge have it.
June 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Let Harry Partridge have it.
Shout out to the guy walking around in the store with an OnlyFans branded tote bag. I had no clue if you subbed to enough egirls they'd send you a bag like NPR
June 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Shout out to the guy walking around in the store with an OnlyFans branded tote bag. I had no clue if you subbed to enough egirls they'd send you a bag like NPR