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Wake Hackle
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Bay Area guy.
Remember there is an Elvis film set at the (Seattle) World's Fair.
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I was shopping in a vintage store the other day and they had a bunch of Garfield glasses and I thought it would be funny to just decorate my house with a Garfield theme just for the absurdity factor.
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"But you've never had _____ meatballs" or "If only you could try the meatballs my ______ makes you'd change your mind"
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Purina had an Atari 2600 game based on their chuck wagon dog food that you got by sending in proofs of purchase. According to Wikipedia the developer created the game in 3 days.
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Along these same lines, you know who would be ripe to make a cultural comeback now? Mr. Bill!
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Like getting out of a 1970s waterbed. Who ever thought those were a good idea?
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to both the Sorbets and the Crackers!
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Not as hard as karate while skydiving.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
At least one of those turkeys is going to be back in the news after getting caught running some sort of ponzi scheme.
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
How many pink spoonbills did they need to ferment and distill to make that bottle of vodka?
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
There are many rodents worse than a rat. Like if someone says you're a gerbil, that's pretty bad.
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Chiles spread so fast across the world that people thought they were native in many areas, only figuring out they all came from the Americas sometime in the 19th century (I believe, I need to find my ref on this.)
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The algorithm can't handle the awkward angles of the cinematography.
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot about the gators. My dog's breed is supposed to like swimming but I took her to the beach and she didn't seem interested except to plop her butt in shallow water to cool off in the hot weather.
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Do your dogs like to swim?
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
But in my experience the other components of a fixture may not be so reliable (hello capacitors!), especially if cheap. Also bad fixture design can really shorten lifetime (thermal engineering is very important!) 2)
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I used to work in the LED industry (Failure Analysis); generally reliability and quality is well tested and characterized (although who knows what shady LED suppliers manufacturers might use to save a few cents.) 1)
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
*Uri Geller opens a tub of hard frozen Ben & Jerry's* "watch me bend this utensil using only the power of my mind"
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
After the Beanie Baby collapse I really had myself convinced that we'd learned our lesson, my bad!
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'm looking forward to the video of an A320 flying through a barn, hay and chickens scattered in its wake.
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A friend was telling me he heard an interview or something about a gambling addiction hotline where the #1 problem for callers was Robinhood and similar apps.
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Because crustless PB&J's need to be made by a mom. If you go to the Smucker's factory I bet you'll see all the workers there are moms for an authentic product. TJ's is a cheap knock-off, produced by divorced dads who only work there every other weekend.
October 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
People have thrown themselves into machine gun fire for less.
October 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Fantastic!
October 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM