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WaffleSlapper
@waffleslapper.poetica.dev
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Wannabe game developer, hobbyist model maker, and maker of things. Currently 1v1ing my ADHD.

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/waffleslapper
Portfolio: https://stevegreendesign.com

Tags: #IndieDev #GameDev #Twitch #Satisfactory
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The bot is dead.
February 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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After nearly one-shotting the Selenea, the Breakfast Club plans to take over Aqualis! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper

#Twitch #PlanetCrafter
January 25, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Got it!

uBlock Origin filter:

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January 25, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Why the hell is this panel so resilient against uBlock...? I don't want it and I can't find a place to remove it in the settings, and uBlock Picker just finds the same image url over and over without killing it. What even.
January 25, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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PS: Also, because this is iDRAC 6, the built-in Remote KVM only works on Java 6. If you try to load the JNLP file on anything within the last 10 years, Java will REFUSE, REGARDLESS of security settings or exceptions.

But, I did find this neat Docker iDRAC viewer!
hub.docker.com/r/domistyle/...
January 22, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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The Breakfast Club is going to the moon! In Planet Crafter! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper

#Twitch #PlanetCrafter
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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The Breakfast Club is back in 2026! Let's get back to Planet Crafting and talking about GDQ! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper

#Twitch #PlanetCrafter
January 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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Uh
January 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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Christmas was pretty good with the family. Had some real good eats, and I received some board games, some swank-ass posters from The Expanse, and a couple steam games hidden inside a hellish multi-tiered blind maze puzzle cylinder from the siblings, lol.

#Christmas #Xmas #Family #3DPrinting
A picture of 3 posters and two board games laid on carpet. The board games are the Dominion: Empires expansion, and Stone Age. The three posters are from The Expanse: - The left-most poster is of the surface of Mars, and depicts an astronaut standing on the red soil in a rocky canyon, in the background can be seen some human-made structures. The title text says "Visit Mars: Terraforming for a Better Future". - The middle poster is of the moon. Several biodomes can be seen along the cratered surface in the midground, and the earth rises in the background. The title text says "Visit Luna: Our First Footsteps into Space". - The right-most poster is of an alien landscape. Several alien spires can be seen along the marshy landscape in the fore, mid, and backgrounds. A series of moons are shown in the sky in various phases. The title text says "Visit Ilus: Journey Beyond the Ring". A picture of a 3D-printed cylindrical puzzle sculpture on a table. There are four layers, three of which have mazes etched into their surfaces, and the cylinders reduce in size from left to right. Each layer is designed to slot into the next largest, forming a "Nesting Doll" of maze puzzles. A picture of two dining tables in a dining room. The tables are covered in table cloths, and 9 place settings can be seen without food yet plated. The chairs around the table are empty. There are several serving plates on the table, with white meat turkey, dark meat turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, garlic herb cheese bombs, and several other dishes. A picture of a dinner plate. On the plate is a pile of mashed potatoes with FAR too much gravy on top, a small pile of salad with ranch dressing, two garlic herb cheese bombs, and a big golden-browned turkey leg. A fork is rested haphazardly on the left side of the plate. A drinking glass and a glass bottle can barely be seen on the top of the frame. A knife sits almost out of frame to the right, with a tiny glop of mashed potato errantly splatted on it.
December 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Uplifting Post to use as needed:
A picture of a scissor lift, raised to about a third of it's maximum height.
December 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Last stream of the year for the Breakfast Club! Cleaning Goop for Christmas in Planet Crafter's Toxicity DLC! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper

#Twitch #PlanetCrafter
December 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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So I might have just stayed up until 1 AM making my Flourless Chocolate Peppermint Bark Cake recipe for my entire workplace. I am oof'd.

#Baking #Christmas
An image of a glass-top stove with three plates and an empty pot sat on top. The plates each have a short flourless chocolate cake with a chocolate ganache on top. The pot stands ready to become a double-boiler. A photo of a glass-top stove with three plates and an empty pyrex dish on top. The plates each have a flourless chocolate cake on top. Two of the cakes are doused in a white chocolate shell, the third with a dark chocolate shell. Crushed up candy canes top each cake. A photo of a glass-top stove. Two pyrex dishes, a dirtied paper towel, and a box of cling film sit on top. The pyrex dishes are filled to the brim with numerous slices of flourless chocolate cake with white and dark chocolate shells. Each cake slice is individually wrapped. Each cake slice is topped with crushed up candy canes to complete the Peppermint Bark idea.
December 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Toxic Streamers Play Planet Crafter's Toxicity DLC (Speedrun Finale: Part Whatever-the-heck)! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper

#Twitch #PlanetCrafter
December 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Experimental Flourless Peppermint Bark Chocolate Cake is a go. Went half white, half dark chocolate since some in the fam don't like the former. Plating leaves something to be desired, but we'll see what this does when set. #Baking #Christmas
A picture of a cake on a plate. The cake is slathered in a half white chocolate, half dark chocolate topping, and there are bits of crushed up candy cane spattered over the top. The glaze is sloppy and overruns the top of the cake in several spots.
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Planet Crafter Speed Run Finale (Part 4) (Surely the last one! For realsies! Not clickbait! Okay it might be clickbait!)! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper

#Twitch #PlanetCrafter
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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The Breakfast Club is (mostly) Back on Friendslop VI! We return to Planet Crafter for the home stretch (maybe!)! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper

#PlanetCrafter #Twitch
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Solo Slime Stream today! Diving back into Slime Rancher 2 while the Breakfast Club is resting. Let's get wiggly! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper

#Twitch #SlimeRancher2
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Daylight Savings Time doesn't exist in space, surely! Going live with the latter half of Planet Crafter with the Breakfast Club! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper

#Twitch #PlanetCrafter
November 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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I'm thinking it's possible that maybe probably I over-stocked on candy for #Halloween.
An image of a metal bowl overflowing with an absolute mountain of Halloween candy sitting on a glass-top stove. There is candy that did not make it into the bowl scattered around the surface. Various types of candy can be seen, including Reese's, Nerds Gummy Clusters, Kit-Kats, Nerds, Trolli Sour Gummy Worms, M&Ms, and Fun-Dip.
November 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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A picture of an oblate jack-o-lantern carved with beady little eyes and a comically wide grimace filled with lopsided round teeth. It is on a white background. A caption in the top left says "it's ween" in reference to Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Bring this back
October 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Crafting Planets with the Quickness! Going live with Planet Crafter and as many friends as we can get in a session! Watch live at twitch.tv/waffleslapper

#Twitch #PlanetCrafter
October 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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lmao what. I went to one of my internal sites (My Hashicorp Vault, not accessible from the web) and Chrome was like "AAAAAA DANGER!!"

I'm guessing local IPs are pretty commonly reported as phishing sites...?
October 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM