Parabéns!

Rhetorical question, of course. She obviously didn't choose to date/marry him for his looks, so they have to be on the same page in regards to fetishes, like being aroused by the sight of armed white-power gangs beating up some abuela selling tamales.

everything sounds fancier in another language. Enjoy your caca de gato tacos, pendejos

Aged to perfection

I would have mixed in some of what comes out the other end of the cat.

I hope they dump the T first and leave it just saying RUMP for a few days. Imagine the photo ops!

That's not even what it's called.

Burned to a crisp!