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@vulcanushusband.bsky.social
■He/Him
• Lv. 22
■Bara enthusiast
• of the chunky variety.
■Stank ass
• 🐗 space boar (it's Ohio)
■NSFW Status
• 🔞
Pfp: @cavarano.bsky.social
Call me Vulcan. DMs open, yap away!
If you know my SFW, keep it separate. This one's for horny hour!
• Lv. 22
■Bara enthusiast
• of the chunky variety.
■Stank ass
• 🐗 space boar (it's Ohio)
■NSFW Status
• 🔞
Pfp: @cavarano.bsky.social
Call me Vulcan. DMs open, yap away!
If you know my SFW, keep it separate. This one's for horny hour!
Omg bestie don't go out of your way for it 😭
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Omg bestie don't go out of your way for it 😭
I hate having ties in Ohio that keep me from moving to the apparently boppin' Seattle.
(Plus I'm broke so there's that)
(Plus I'm broke so there's that)
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I hate having ties in Ohio that keep me from moving to the apparently boppin' Seattle.
(Plus I'm broke so there's that)
(Plus I'm broke so there's that)
You heard the wordsearch—
Make it happen!!
Make it happen!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
You heard the wordsearch—
Make it happen!!
Make it happen!!
Cats are such a double-edged sword. They either pester you or keep you in permanent stasis as their acting bed. Mine is, unfortunately, the latter. 🛌
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Cats are such a double-edged sword. They either pester you or keep you in permanent stasis as their acting bed. Mine is, unfortunately, the latter. 🛌
Fresh and ripe for the eating!!
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Fresh and ripe for the eating!!
Honestly a great start to a better mentality. I barely want to get out of bed most days lmao.
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Honestly a great start to a better mentality. I barely want to get out of bed most days lmao.
The one underwear I DESPERATELY need to add to my pile.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The one underwear I DESPERATELY need to add to my pile.
Don't just conceptualize, realize and THEN conceptualize.
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Don't just conceptualize, realize and THEN conceptualize.
Bwaaahhh. I'm an east coaster. Your 3am is my 6am. 😭
Totally manageable if I start working night shifts, myself.
Totally manageable if I start working night shifts, myself.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Bwaaahhh. I'm an east coaster. Your 3am is my 6am. 😭
Totally manageable if I start working night shifts, myself.
Totally manageable if I start working night shifts, myself.
I'd honestly pray to even have more than 4 but the good ones are always too damn expensive.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I'd honestly pray to even have more than 4 but the good ones are always too damn expensive.
I personally had the "Oh, maybe I'm bisexual" phase before realizing the masculine body makes my peepee teehee.
(Dw I cringed for you while writing that.)
(Dw I cringed for you while writing that.)
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I personally had the "Oh, maybe I'm bisexual" phase before realizing the masculine body makes my peepee teehee.
(Dw I cringed for you while writing that.)
(Dw I cringed for you while writing that.)
Well, what timezone are you in? I'm usually just... awake lmaooo
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Well, what timezone are you in? I'm usually just... awake lmaooo
Heavy are the pants that cover the balls.
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Heavy are the pants that cover the balls.
You mentioned Spirit Bear and all I can think of is the book where a kid gets mauled by a bear as a form of rehab or something.
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
You mentioned Spirit Bear and all I can think of is the book where a kid gets mauled by a bear as a form of rehab or something.
MY VISCERAL CHUCKLE OVER THIS 😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
MY VISCERAL CHUCKLE OVER THIS 😭😭
Lemme cook you some GOOD tradition then. Trust you'll turn your back on ham and forsake that hoe til' Christmas. 💜
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Lemme cook you some GOOD tradition then. Trust you'll turn your back on ham and forsake that hoe til' Christmas. 💜
I've gone EVERY Thanksgiving without green bean casserole. Everything else is simply a staple of the tradition.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I've gone EVERY Thanksgiving without green bean casserole. Everything else is simply a staple of the tradition.
Nonexistent, clearly 💀
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Nonexistent, clearly 💀