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People get all wound up about hormones like rBST in milk, but nobody stops to think about what endocrine trickery is needed to make an almond lactate.
December 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
[glances around the train to see if anyone is staring at the laughing guy]
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Don't forget EBV-MS.
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Good luck.
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You know, if you transition from 12-point to 6-point, you'll save 50% on ink and nearly that on paper.

What do you mean there are other concerns beside cost savings?!
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oh god. The dish of butterscotch candies in a colleague's office... that turned out to be some kind of air freshener.
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Hands down, my best is to live somewhere warmer than Canada.

Failing that? Idk, maybe let every faucet drip?
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
There are parts of Wikipedia that are tremendously solid. Anything related to statistics has been given *extensive* scrutiny.
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It's really more cooperative than that--very yin-and-yang.
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The humor runs the gamut from silly to dadaist to sophomoric. It's awesome.
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
... carefully refrigerated leftovers that didn't sit out for long, right?
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
What do we think, Captain N. Tenneal?
a man in a military uniform is standing in the woods and says well , you 're wrong !
ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in the woods and says well , you 're wrong !
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Now I'm going to hear "it stinks!" every time someone mentions AI....
December 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
This could almost be a @punkrockscience.bsky.social post....
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
A sawzall should take that right down.
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I have a joke about Soviet Alfas, but the punchline was last reported in the area of the Grand Banks.
December 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Uhhh... we don't submit data if we don't trust it.........
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
But yes, I love the comments.
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Did they not want to pay for a listing on Monster.com?
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Oh. Yeah, that would make it difficult.
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
There's the old NYC apartment trick for sealed thermostats--wrap bags of ice around them.
December 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
That usually freaks out the fire inspector (which may or may not be constructive...).
December 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM