thank you for having me 🩷

All you have to do is send out email blasts about things in your neighborhood that have nothing to do with anyone you’re emailing. But the important thing, don’t skip this part, is to make sure everyone uses “reply all” when responding with a “thanks Jake!” So I get those useless emails as well.

HAHAH

Might just work.

I put up part 4 instead of part 3 by accident! It’s up now :)

gah. this was so nice to read 😭🩷

thanks for watching 🩷

last time i saw you tweet some shit like this it was about blue prince and that game took over my life. you’re about to do it to me again aren’t you

you would enjoy this

completely ignored