Craig Williams
@voterrooter.bsky.social
Screenwriter, producer, social justice advocate. "Retrieving Roadie" is my animated comedy short that’s now appearing on YouTube! https://youtu.be/YyCyNb_7jnE #Resist #FightChristofascism #ProChoiceIsProLife #BlackLivesMatter 📎
Everyone liked Rodney.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Everyone liked Rodney.
Last one!
“A girl phoned me the other day and said, ‘Come on over. There’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.”
Rodney was the best.
“A girl phoned me the other day and said, ‘Come on over. There’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.”
Rodney was the best.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Last one!
“A girl phoned me the other day and said, ‘Come on over. There’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.”
Rodney was the best.
“A girl phoned me the other day and said, ‘Come on over. There’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.”
Rodney was the best.
Haha! Autant pour moi. Je voulais dire “blague!”
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Haha! Autant pour moi. Je voulais dire “blague!”
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Non, c'est une chanson du regretté Rodney Dangerfield.😁
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Non, c'est une chanson du regretté Rodney Dangerfield.😁
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous: everyone hasn’t met me yet.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous: everyone hasn’t met me yet.”
“I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a slingshot.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
“I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a slingshot.”
The only problem with having an orgy is, you don’t know who to thank afterwards.
- Rodney Dangerfield
- Rodney Dangerfield
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The only problem with having an orgy is, you don’t know who to thank afterwards.
- Rodney Dangerfield
- Rodney Dangerfield
My friend Jen was graduated from Karoline’s alma mater, St. Anselm College. She wants her tuition money back.
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My friend Jen was graduated from Karoline’s alma mater, St. Anselm College. She wants her tuition money back.
If it wasn’t for Thanksgiving, this would be the hands-down highlight of the week. No post-turkey coma.
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If it wasn’t for Thanksgiving, this would be the hands-down highlight of the week. No post-turkey coma.
I don't want him to have one more cent of my money even though he doesn't need it. #BoycottCharlesSchwab
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I don't want him to have one more cent of my money even though he doesn't need it. #BoycottCharlesSchwab