the men bought out all the sausages

Just one. If the EU sanctioned ASML exports (Dutch company) then the US will never be able to build any silicon fabs for decades. EU has a ton of ammo against weird US tech oligarchs.

Not only that they planned out all sorts of possible trade retaliations before they pulled back from them but those are still on the books, meticulously planned out and ready to go at a moments notice. Pull the trigger donny.

He does this thing where he finds a crinkly sounding packet, could be anything, like peanuts, starts pummeling it while staring at you hinting at treat packet sounds. Unfortunately if you make a move to record it he stops doing it.

Well technically you could program it to be a ribbon controller but nobody ever bothered to. I think the most fun program I saw for touch bar was lemmings. github.com/erikolsson/T...

I've got used to it now but I hated it at first. The disappearance of the ESC key is an immediate cancel was my first "this is dumb" freakout. Anyway glad they gave up on it. You really want function keys to be awake at all times.