....like Santa?

Before J6 I would have agreed. The forces of law and order stopped them then. But now they ARE the folks tasked with upholding the law. Unrestricted access. They have numbers. There won't be another scene like J6 because they'd already be in every building. Protectors can become occupiers FAST.

Lost opportunity for it to say "Happy Hogswatch". I suppose not everyone knows the Discworld.

NOBODY makes me bleed my own blood!

I reread it every year. Some of my very favorite passages in fiction are in that book.

Hey some of those songs will knock around in your head for 40 years or so if you're in the right frame of mind.

Well, yeah. Look at how big their receipts are. Just...huge.

Dear Santa, dis year I want you to FIRE THE MISSILES

One day his handlers are going to give him too much of whatever he's being feagued with and it will be an extremely memorable moment of television history.

Gotta anchor it with something universally relatable

On the first day of Beatmas, you may just catch a sight
of Hans Gruber's final one-way flight....

Stringy floppy?

I'm worried that ICE truly exists to do an auto-coup when everything else MAGA attempts to do to keep power fail.

This is why you never keep the glass jaw in when you get in the ring.

Well, I didn't know I needed to add this to my "absolutely will end up in some kind of dystopian nightmare scenario due to unchecked capitalism" folder, but here we are.

Smile, it's Soylent

I get it. I think Tate's trying to show that it's really Alpha to kiss your opponent's chest after he rocks your world with an uppercut. Did you catch how he came around into a little hug? Real Men embrace on the field of battle.

/s, in case it's not 1000% obvious.