You should tell Mike to watch his back since your grandpa owns that town

Once I was asked to write a thought leadership article about embedded ML for smart appliances.

The only real case I could come up with was having the device calculate the least expensive time to operate based on utility time-of-use rates, and even then it wasnt a good case

If you said Howard Dean Scream then you'd have my attention

What does this even mean? He's gonna ask chatgpt for permission to fuck his pets?

A guy can't even drive around in his Booty Patrol car without being canceled by the radical leftists in the Desoto county sheriff's office

OK well uhh it may be zero now, but pretty soon that number will double. And then triple! And before you know it, it will have gone from a small non-issue to a HUGE non-issue

For real though you should get a helmet. From a store, I mean, not some creeper's house

The branding doesn't make any sense.

What does the jaguar with lightning eyes have to do with some open-mouth dude? How is any of that related to cookies?

Well dang, I should done that in the first place.

Katie Tightpussy: 1
Me and CSPAN: 0

I think "saddened" is beyond his normal speech. He probably said "sad"

Hell yeah, I want a Vegemite mug

LOL

Jugs of water on a store shelf, a hastily made sandwich, and Catturd2

Oh shit. Obliterated

Innit

I'm guessing this means you haven't seen my posts about the new BoebertBucks cryptocurrency

"...if the Fake News reporting is correct..."