No, no, it's his own design, he wrote the query himself with help from a Discord server that he's on where he asked people to write it for him for six hours before one of the mods got tired of it and gave him that one phrase and told him to keep trying it until it works.

His name is Kyle, and he's tried to spell it differently because he wants to be edgy about it, and he's spent three months trying to design the cool S version of the letter K, but he's just not that imaginative.

Listen, I can either go to therapy or I can have the Monster-branded mini-fridge.

No, I don't have a couch to sit on or a TV stand to put the TV on, but at least I can drink three cans of Monster a day and still have money left over for drywall patches.

Wait, there's a season pass that costs as much as the game that means I don't have to learn to play the game before I just jump into the deep end and promptly drown, then ragequit and throw my controller through the drywall because I didn't know how to avoid being bad at the game?

Now, come on, let's be fair. Moscow Mitch, Devin Nunes, Ben Carson, and assorted other political assholes *also* thank them.

Sigh.

"omg but the animatronics are so hot though"

b'scuse me

Hey, come on, Madden '26 added all the new players this year that're visually indistinguishable from last year's new characters other than the numbers on the jersey, AND they might have different stats, how can I NOT buy it?

On the one hand, fair.

On the other hand, if they're getting excited about it, I think it's not an unreasonable assumption that they've been excited about other Transphobic Author gaming ventures, so.

I could have reworded it to be a more general statement, but fuck Tim Sweeney.

This dipshit.

This absolute dipshit.

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I want to say there's no way he's possibly that stupid.

I *want* to say it because I keep hoping we can only find so many ways as a species to be this stupid, but here we are.

I can tell how much work you put into your stream. It shows in the production value and all the additional interactions with chat. I'm glad it's something you're passionate about, and I hope you see more success from it, but Twitch is such a volatile place to try and measure self-worth.

Working two jobs can grind just about anyone down, honestly, even when it's a passion project. I haven't streamed actively in years but I remember how worn down I felt trying to balance it and work or school back then. (1/2)

I had this.. like, exact conversation with someone else earlier today, and I'm sorry it's made its way to you. I don't want to paint streaming under too negative a light, because I know (or at least imagine) how much you and other people enjoy it, but it's such a 24/7 grind or die lifestyle.

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