Justus
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Justus
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My job is just… chalk. singt gerne.
born 360 ppm. #neurodiverse #notjustsad #antifascism he/him 🏳️‍🌈
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a man in a maroon sweater says not enough sauce in a tiktok video
ALT: a man in a maroon sweater says not enough sauce in a tiktok video
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February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I want „not enough sauce“ as a reaction meme please
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I wanna say they trounced Britain but really, it was a combined effort with the British team contributing about equal trounce
February 9, 2026 at 8:34 PM
(Sorry, „writes“)
a bald man in a blue shirt is giving a peace sign .
Alt: a bald man in a blue shirt is demonstrating air quotes)
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February 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
she writes romance so at least some of those letters have got to be about men loving men right
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Shoutout to that small Swedish valley of Ytterby, which accounts for four names all on its own! (And it could have been so many more you have no idea)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ytterby
Ytterby - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I think disqualified by no gore, no violence and no scary (concurrent and consecutive to varying degrees) sadly
February 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Dunno if you’ve seen The Good Place yet but if not. Watch The Good Place.
February 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Speaking as a German, I don’t think anyone would disagree that Springer (or more precisely their largest publication Bild) is the closest we have to Fox News around here. Calling Döpfner left wing is delusional.
February 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
(yes typo but honestly I don’t mind thinking of him as a pancake)
February 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Saw that post and my reaction was „wait, I somehow still follow that crepe? Lemme fix that“
February 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Brings back memories of this old xkcd from ‘12: (xkcd.com/1083)
January 12, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Reposted by Justus
Water is The One True Liquid, but there are three other liquid types: Tea, Soup, and Juice.

Tea is water that's changed by the introduction of a thing which is then removed

Soup is water that has a thing in it

Juice is water that comes from a thing

(Thanks to @marble.bsky.social for the diagram)
January 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Concurring with others who’ve said that blood is juice because it comes from a thing. I also have a theological question about the tea classification: is the presence of Jesus temporarily present and then removed, as would be custom for tea? I’d have thought it stuck around 👀
January 6, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I was making a Claire Saffitz recipe today and she gave the tip of leaving the dish towel on the handle of the skillet to remind yourself that it’s still hot. Which was too late for me at that time but still useful I thought!
January 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM