[my sore 90yo ankles mashing the “WRONG” buzzer]

me *after* a journey through abandoned structures: that was really dangerous and i should be more mindful of my limits and knowledge of the area next time

me *during* a journey through abandoned structures: i will now take a shortcut through this half-mile of thorn bushes and concrete sinkholes

I also would like to add to always double check that there isn’t a trail that leads directly to an abandoned building to avoid fording through a frozen creek unnecessarily👍

the river in question (shoutout to mia for the pic im gonna remember this shit forever)

😬

~ signed, a fool who just waded through a freezing cold river (twice) and almost got frostbite just for 35% access to a busted-up paper mill. just don’t do it babes

im sorry but after 15 years of MCU movies i cannot imagine watching ASM2 and dying on this hill as aggressively

—that I kind of miss? Thematically he’s a guy who doesn’t realize who’s really taking advantage of him, and defaults to the ones that give him positive attention and then withdraw it, rather than those who always gave him negative attention. Idk, that kind of rules to me

I think I’m speaking more to an imperfect film that has a lot of personality behind it. It’s still a frustratingly studio-meddled film, but at its core it’s a lot sillier in really earnest ways. I for one love how petty Electro’s motivations are, because they speak to a simplified worldview—

1. he’s hot
2. he’s nice to kids and the public
3. he’s strong and cool
4. harry osbourne is pathetic and that’s awesome
5. cartoon level nonsense
6. paul giamatti

what more do you fucking people want

Oh ok that’s probably the one I was thinking of idk a lot of these essay channels blend in my brain

wait is this the Skip Replay one bc I remember that one being rly frustrating

Slender Man (Nair) Prank

jamie is suddenly bald. the audience fears they know what happened to that head of hair once mr squiggles arrives

first time in years i almost impulsively said “ur new here, huh” to someone and i don’t love that

do it u wont

(be safe of course, etc., gauge comforts accordingly)