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Vlad⚓, but Jolly ☃️🍪🎄❄️
@vjlonir.bsky.social
1.4K followers 540 following 27K posts
Lvl. 27

#93Bandits

I build Gundams and read comics.

Demi/Ace, INFJ-A
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A man in a jean jacket and large straw hat holds his head and cries out in anguish, the caption below him reads "*cries in Spanish*"
December 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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I got a Charlie Brown donut 😄🍩
A cake donut decorated in the style of the protagonist Charlie Brown from the Peanuts comic series iconic yellow sweater with it's signature squiggly black stripe
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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He don't MISS 🗣️🗣️🗣️
A photograph of a golden brown perfectly toasted grilled cheese in a silver pan
December 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
vjlonir.bsky.social
Dis u
December 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
vjlonir.bsky.social
The blunt:

My ass:
The character Kingpin from The amazing Spider-Man cartoon, in a white suit and purple button up he sits in a vehicle and points towards the camera in a downward angle sternly
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
vjlonir.bsky.social
Real niggas
A photograph of the professional wrestlers triple h and Stone Cold Steve Austin posing in front of a black background in wrestling trunks and wrestling boots with knee pads they are each both holding two wrestling belts and they have triumphant and relieved expressions on their faces
December 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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THE HELL I PUT IN THIS PIPE!?
A photo of a very defeated young man on a set of stairs, there's another young man posted above him
December 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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I got you 😌
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
vjlonir.bsky.social
I like how light hits my skin
A photograph of the user's right hand being held out, sunlight catches its outermost right edge creating a blue hue
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I blew through my blue dream (pun intended) so I wait to be served once again.
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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So I had hit up that lil barbeque spot again 😌
A picture of a lunch platter inside of a white plastic container featuring a compartment filled with baked beans another compartment filled with macaroni and cheese and the front ward compartment being filled the brim with pieces of smoked rib
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Sure 🤙🏾
A photograph of the user's right hand holding two tiesta tea latching tins above a hardwood floor, there's a white door in the background
December 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Wait wait, I know this one!
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Proof of life
A selfie of the user, they are wearing a grey shirt and a simple gold rope chain with an anchor pendant, they have short locs and a trimmed beard. They stand afront a blue curtain
December 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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🪐
A black and white selfie of the user, they are wearing a light shirt with a front pocket, a simple gold rope chain with an anchor pendant, they have short locs and a trimmed beard, there are O's of smoke coming out of his mouth
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
vjlonir.bsky.social
Plug talm bout some "Aye u still need that Skywalker?"
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Had customers bickering HARD on whether this was a sack of coconut or flour today...

People's brains are COOKED 🍳
A large white sack that reads "granulated sugar, 50lb, Heavy"
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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It's hard being a real nigga
A picture of the inside of a gravitron ride as it spins, all the other occupants are pressed against the wall save for one man who stands against the war in defiance of the g forces his body is experiencing, he wears a red shirt and cap, and blue jeans
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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I got that DAWG in me 🐕🐕😤

(the dog in question:)
A picture of a brown terrier looking dog whose name is "Mr. Booty Ham Sandwich", he is a year old
December 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Early morning reading is so peaceful 😌
A man in a yellow durag and glasses reading a small black book titled "How to make the coochie WOOWOO
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Me pulling the plug on bae's bathtime cause they washing all the flavor off:
A screenshot of SpongeBob SquarePants, where in our yellow sponge friend is reaching into a blue bathtub currently occupied by the very surprised Squidward, the bubbles are pink and the wall behind them is a fusion of pink and blue marble
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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I'll fuck all my mutuals RIGHT. NOW. 😤
A meme graphic with a woman in blue jeans and maroon shirt. The caption reads "Let me FUCK you" with FUCK being an acronym. F - Fall in love with you U - Understand you C - Call you veautiful K - Keep in touch with you
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Me everytime I log in early:
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Heh.
A graphic showing my stat sheet as a player in the video game Marvel's rivals with very satisfying percentages and my highest rank being Platinum 3
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM