A connoisseur after my own heart.

My go-to solution in cold weather is normally to wear dungarees with a hot water bottle tucked in the top, we shall see if that's enough...

Buying a fixer-upper in the north of England seemed like a much better idea in the summer

This is the bit on seizing jewellery. Perhaps shave their heads as well, could get good money for all that hair? But again, this is likely to create lots of bureaucracy yet have little real-world effect because it is so hard to do in practice.

Godspeed!

So it turns out that so far I'm quite good at it... If this academic thing goes then I guess I have a trade!

Now safe with the knowledge that the nation's youth can think critically, I'm going to attempt to plaster a wall with absolutely 0 experience. Wish me luck!

Congratulations and THOROUGHLY deserved!!!

I was wondering why there were two Claudias

Huge apologies to my neighbours for the screaming #CelebrityTraitors

THIS is television #CelebrityTraitors

Alan's a loose cannon NOW? What about when he bought this bedazzled Elvis blazer? #CelebrityTraitors

David Olosuga's DELIGHT at a day spent not only on a heritage railway, but running away from an explosion... the embodiment of the 😄 emoji #CelebrityTraitors

Partner absolutely horrified that Cat had never seen a steam train in real life before. Had to point out that not everyone finds themselves drawn to heritage transport and associated museums for dates. #CelebrityTraitors

I can't get over the little hearts on the chalkboards when he nominates someone to be banished, what an absolute cutie