That's actually so funny

I don't think they let him have his safety blankies in prison

Female.

Everybody's so sensitive, you put a guy's eyeballs where his balls should be and his balls where his eyes should be and nobody laughs they're all "launch an investigation" and "oh my god what kind of monster would do this?" Fuckin sheeple

This was soooo horny of me I'm never beating the allegations dawg

It’s his birthday btw. I’ve had Luca for 10 years and if anything happened to him that would be really fucking funny actually.

I can't see Candy Crush

Look, what happens is, I draw all the muscles to make sure the anatomy makes sense, and then I say "wow those muscles look pretty good, it'd be a shame to cover up all that hard work"