way!
Just discord me (I have discord always open but don't check here as often) whenever you wanna swing by and pick it up :)

hey cutie cow
I have a guitar controller you can have! It's a GH3 Wii Les Paul, it needs the adapter to connect to the computer but you can have it if you'd like!

The quietness of a snowstorm is so beautiful. I remember like 12 years ago when we had that REALLY bad snowstorm and just going out in downtown Portland and it was just silently snowing. Beauty.

ME AS FUCK
literally googled local boob job prices last night

I can't help feel it's a little transphobic that other people dare have the same name as my deadname /jk

same girlie same

Mooooo!

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wholesome mind break

I feel like people assume this means "you're my pet I make you horny and submissive", but consider:
they say "be as happy as you can be and do all your favorite things cause when I see you again I'll break your mind so completely you'll forget you ever did them so you can enjoy it all over again"

gay people put all their effort into Halloween so by the time Thanksgiving comes it's like "meh ok here's a leaf decoration, I'm gonna sleep now"

Have fun!

saying this until the dom makes you say "toy boat" 10 times fast

Wrong. Cow stampede 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐃🐄🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐃🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐃🐂🐄🐄🐄🐄🐃🐄🐄🐄🐐🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐃🐄🐄🐄🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐃🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐃🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐃🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐂🐄🐄🐄🐃

wait there are surgeons who will do bottom surgery for fat people? if you get info you should send it my way also 👀

Where's the color for "we are so oddly similar that it's kinda spooky but also neat?" but also emerald mustard!

YO YO YO WAIT A MINUTE
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A SPORTS JOURNALIST NOW?!
POG