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I don't even know. Online games I play: FFXIV, Warframe, Elite: Dangerous, and sometimes WoW.

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Not even pressed. Eltoria would have been a villain if she'd never met the Scions.
August 21, 2025 at 9:07 AM
July 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
June 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Probably Engineering with Geordi. Given her size she'd probably be the one sent into the service tunnels more than anyone else.
June 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Eltoria would be a Lunar Exalt, Full Moon caste with an alligator Spirit Shape. Maybe a low point version of the Chimera flaw to explain the horns. The first 3 Stamina Excellencies, Instinctive Stamina Unity, and Ox Body 4x for a total of 16 additional -2 hit boxes. Far more durable than she looks.
May 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Eltoria would be the leader of an unsanctioned Fighting-type gym. The gimmick is the set of house rules:

1- Under no circumstances can you forfeit once the match has started.

2- Trainers are valid targets for attacks and are expected to fight to the knockout as though they, too, were Pokemon.
April 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
If only she could see over the dash.
April 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The way Au Ra horns are, they make me think they're an adaptation for aquatic life. Between that and the scales I tend to see Eltoria as something closer to alligators than apes.
April 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Eltoria would probably go to Y'shtola. Although, depending on what specifically is happening there's a non-zero chance she'll just lock in and double down on the stupid for her own entertainment. Unserious headwear as a cherry on top.
April 17, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Pajama pants and a hoodie. Sitting by the fire with some hot cocoa.
April 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Probably going to grab some friends and get some Garlean Pizza
April 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
No tribe as she was too young to remember the steppes before the events of Stormblood, but in my head she's descended of a tribe intentionally excluded from history. The internal politics of the tribe led them down a bad path that ultimately led to the tribe scattering to the winds or facing death.
March 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
These orbital construction sites make me wish there were large orbital stations with external landing pads. Just love the view.
#EliteDangerous #Trailblazers
March 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
February 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
February 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Right is original, left would be "shiny" form.
February 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Hoody and pajamas. Preferably in front of the fire place with some hot cocoa.
February 18, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Weekend trip to the Sanguineous Rim and caught this ELW on the way back in. It had the nice bonus of a landable moon. Pretty sure there were a handful of bio signals in the system, too, if anyone passing by wants to get them. #EliteDangerous
February 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Lonely Star

Got this screenshot the other day when grabbing a few systems for the community goal. Probably could have gone further "up" with my AspX or a Mandalay but I just really love the aesthetic of the Type 8. #EliteDangerous
February 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Simple screenshot for the holidays.

#ffxivscreenshot #gpose
December 25, 2024 at 5:37 AM
#EliteDangerous Titan Cocijo finally exploded. Kinda wish I'd gotten into AX combat sooner but the hoops to some of the Engineering killed most of my excitement for it all.
December 18, 2024 at 7:49 AM