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Hi, I'm Danko, 35, from Riga, 🇱🇻 #Latvia

Mostly #webdev, mostly #TypeScript, sometimes #Rust. Curly braces, semicolons, tabs. #Linux noob since 2005.

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Thud... ...that was the sound the heavy club made as it connected with the head. This opened up a business opportunity.
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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About 13.5 billion years ago, Matter, energy, time and space came into being in what is known as the Big Bang. This opened up a business opportunity.
February 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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The town was in flames. This opened up a business opportunity.
February 7, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I'll just come out and say I've stopped having a strong opinion on AI features in Firefox. A couple of months ago Mozilla finally convinced me and it's made my life much easier.

Anyway, Vivaldi is alright.
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
My next task requires having a plan and I don't know what to do! :spinnier_cat:
February 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND START SWIPING
February 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND FIX A BROKEN SPRINKLER PIPE
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
They called it "Big Tasty with pork" when "Pig Tasty" was right there
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Tā laikam būs kāda cita Virtuļa ekonomikas pieeja, es savējo nevienam nereklamētu.
February 3, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Yay1, I made an NPM package to fetch from a WSDL web service and convert to JSON what should have been a goddamn static file in the first place.

1 imagine the saddest "yay" imaginable

https://codeberg.org/virtulis/fetch-vat-rates
fetch-vat-rates
Fetch EU VAT rates from the official EU web service in a usable form
codeberg.org
February 3, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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...horrifying message without context, thank you
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 AM
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Arguably one of the worst things from childhood: a load of terrible pop songs you heard enough times on local radio or sung by other people so they're imprinted in your memories forever and pop in your brain in the most unsuitable moments.
February 1, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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Our system may not be fail-safe but at least you can certainly depend on it being fail-hilarious!
January 30, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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one thing that i really dislike about Unix is the zealous adherence to semi-accidental design elements that ends up interfering with the utility of the underlying useful principle

for example:

* early Unix could not run too complex a program due to hardware restrictions, so programs were […]
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social.treehouse.systems
February 1, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Holy shit, I can actually post to Mastodon from Servo now!

Granted, it's still an adventure and it doesn't _look good_ , but it's certainly _looking good_.
February 1, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Our system may not be fail-safe but at least you can certainly depend on it being fail-hilarious!
January 30, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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how city planners think humans walk
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derg.social
January 28, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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Hank Hill voice, I breathe methane and methane combustion byproducts
January 28, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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The “hot network questions” column on stack exchange is always an unhinged experience, especially if you interpret it as one stream of consciousness:

How to build a coin-operated car wash without concrete? How to deal with a player who wants to run away? Is velocity defined in the instant a […]
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January 28, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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"History will not look kindly on..." dude, we aren't looking kindly either, and we're in the here and now.
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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AAAAAAAAA MONDAY
January 26, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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i finally found this picture again. it has infected me memetically a long time ago

> **Never touch the terminals.** Please don't. Cause of failure.
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> This may be the cause.
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> It is not possible to use multiple computers at the same time. **It is not possible.**
January 25, 2026 at 8:41 AM
The downside of using Codeberg is I lowkey feel bad about commits like this.

(it's useful test data i promise)
January 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM