MY BITCH LOOKS LIKE DAVID HASSELHOFF

It’s bad. Really bad.

Outside of drunk riffing with friends, the only value I see is the accurate time capsule element. Meaning it’s so low budget that the actors and extras probably used their own clothes and did their own hair and makeup.

There is a truly awful film featuring the truly awful acting of Minnesota Fats. It's called "Player". It was lost media for years, but unfortunately somebody found a print of the film and decided to share their suffering with humanity.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JV6...

To think, people would grandly exchange their humanity to watch pro players do the exact same long, boring ass combo over and over again.

I make all my games look like fucking Star Fox just so I can brute force a usable frame rate. Fuck RTX.

LUMINES ARISE CAN’T BE GAME OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!1111 Don’t you realize how many superfluous, high payed lawyers were employed during the making of Minds Eye?!?!

Next you’re going to tell me that Pancrase fights weren’t on the level.

Ask ChatGPT if there’s a seahorse emoji.