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Virtual Balboa
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Fighting games. Old games. Weird movies and music. Webcomic "Do I Smell Like Drugs?"
MY BITCH LOOKS LIKE DAVID HASSELHOFF
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It’s bad. Really bad.

Outside of drunk riffing with friends, the only value I see is the accurate time capsule element. Meaning it’s so low budget that the actors and extras probably used their own clothes and did their own hair and makeup.
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
There is a truly awful film featuring the truly awful acting of Minnesota Fats. It's called "Player". It was lost media for years, but unfortunately somebody found a print of the film and decided to share their suffering with humanity.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JV6...
Please read the description - The Player (1971) LOST FEATURE FILM w/Minnesota Fats [4K] [FTD-1462]
YouTube video by FT Depot
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
To think, people would grandly exchange their humanity to watch pro players do the exact same long, boring ass combo over and over again.
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I make all my games look like fucking Star Fox just so I can brute force a usable frame rate. Fuck RTX.
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
LUMINES ARISE CAN’T BE GAME OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!1111 Don’t you realize how many superfluous, high payed lawyers were employed during the making of Minds Eye?!?!
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Next you’re going to tell me that Pancrase fights weren’t on the level.
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ask ChatGPT if there’s a seahorse emoji.
November 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM