My reaction when twitter crashes while I’m bored at an airport

This image will get me through First Amendment

One must wonder how many knots Ilan is willing to tie himself in to get the approval of Trump. It’s honestly quite pathetic but I guess one needs no principles to be a law professor

My partner’s cat, while adorable, only lays in inconvenient spots for my ability to use the furniture I pay for

POV: you're a woman going to the bathroom at the Capitol

I generally don't take photos of myself without makeup but I really liked how my hair looked this morning