virgo mama
@virgomama.bsky.social
mom of 2 • former teacher • beverage goblin • reader • WFH • exhausted
Just a little moment of silence for the fact that my daughter finally started saying “breakfast” correctly
RIP, “breppis.”
RIP, “breppis.”
December 8, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Just a little moment of silence for the fact that my daughter finally started saying “breakfast” correctly
RIP, “breppis.”
RIP, “breppis.”
Yelped when I got into the shower when it was simply lukewarm instead of scalding hot and that’s why I know I can never be an ice bath person
December 6, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Yelped when I got into the shower when it was simply lukewarm instead of scalding hot and that’s why I know I can never be an ice bath person
I don’t know how to socialize with the adults at family events but you can probably catch me in the kids’ room playing Barbies and dinosaurs with the toddlers
November 28, 2024 at 8:46 PM
I don’t know how to socialize with the adults at family events but you can probably catch me in the kids’ room playing Barbies and dinosaurs with the toddlers
If he wanted to, he would.
November 28, 2024 at 1:53 AM
If he wanted to, he would.
My kids are absolutely feral today and there are four more days of break 😅
November 28, 2024 at 12:37 AM
My kids are absolutely feral today and there are four more days of break 😅
Not trying to sound like one of those “boy moms,” but truly: what do you do when your three year old son is sweeter to you than your own husband?
November 25, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Not trying to sound like one of those “boy moms,” but truly: what do you do when your three year old son is sweeter to you than your own husband?
Took the kids out to Mexican for dinner and got margaritas, then they noticed the bounce house place across the way (we are at the mall). What a place to waste a marg buzz 😂
November 23, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Took the kids out to Mexican for dinner and got margaritas, then they noticed the bounce house place across the way (we are at the mall). What a place to waste a marg buzz 😂
We just waited for 1.5 hours to see Santa for 15 seconds 😅
November 23, 2024 at 1:26 AM
We just waited for 1.5 hours to see Santa for 15 seconds 😅
There are few things worse than buying some undies at the store, bringing them home, washing and drying them, and thinking “man, these look HUGE.” Then you put them on and they’re too tight. Fucking crushing ego blow.
November 22, 2024 at 9:49 PM
There are few things worse than buying some undies at the store, bringing them home, washing and drying them, and thinking “man, these look HUGE.” Then you put them on and they’re too tight. Fucking crushing ego blow.
My mom wants me to make her a Christmas list for the kids, but I know as soon as I do that she will ask me to buy the gifts myself and she will reimburse me. I… don’t want to do that? I have enough shit to do for Christmas?
November 22, 2024 at 1:46 PM
My mom wants me to make her a Christmas list for the kids, but I know as soon as I do that she will ask me to buy the gifts myself and she will reimburse me. I… don’t want to do that? I have enough shit to do for Christmas?
This morning my son was singing along with Danny Go except he doesn’t know the words so he was just singing “no no no no” for every word and if that’s not the three year-old anthem I don’t know what is.
November 21, 2024 at 12:00 PM
This morning my son was singing along with Danny Go except he doesn’t know the words so he was just singing “no no no no” for every word and if that’s not the three year-old anthem I don’t know what is.
Sometimes I think I’m holding it all together fine but then a small thing my kids do sends me over the edge and I yell at them and then I realize that life has been a lot lately.
November 15, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Sometimes I think I’m holding it all together fine but then a small thing my kids do sends me over the edge and I yell at them and then I realize that life has been a lot lately.
This morning my three year old son crawled into bed with me at 5:20. He wrapped his little arms tight around my neck and gave the biggest exhale of relief and contentment. How amazing to get to be that for another tiny human. 💙
November 14, 2024 at 4:13 PM
This morning my three year old son crawled into bed with me at 5:20. He wrapped his little arms tight around my neck and gave the biggest exhale of relief and contentment. How amazing to get to be that for another tiny human. 💙
Me: maybe tonight I can get some decent sleep
Toddler: hold my juice
Toddler: hold my juice
November 12, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Me: maybe tonight I can get some decent sleep
Toddler: hold my juice
Toddler: hold my juice
I feel like I’m in a weird limbo and I don’t know what to do about it. I can’t feel safe but also am not allowed to feel fully sad.
November 12, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I feel like I’m in a weird limbo and I don’t know what to do about it. I can’t feel safe but also am not allowed to feel fully sad.
Literally woke up throughout the night with “pie pie pumpkin pumpkin pie pie pumpkin pumpkin pie pie” in my head each time 😵💫
November 11, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Literally woke up throughout the night with “pie pie pumpkin pumpkin pie pie pumpkin pumpkin pie pie” in my head each time 😵💫
I took a nap!!!
Okay. It’s 10:30. I’ve been up since 2:50. Do I get a lil coffee treat and power through or attempt a nap when my toddler naps knowing that I’m terrible at napping and may fail?
November 10, 2024 at 8:20 PM
I took a nap!!!
Everything sucks but my annual reason for living is here
November 10, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Everything sucks but my annual reason for living is here
Okay. It’s 10:30. I’ve been up since 2:50. Do I get a lil coffee treat and power through or attempt a nap when my toddler naps knowing that I’m terrible at napping and may fail?
November 10, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Okay. It’s 10:30. I’ve been up since 2:50. Do I get a lil coffee treat and power through or attempt a nap when my toddler naps knowing that I’m terrible at napping and may fail?
I taught high school French for 11 years and it was my calling, my passion, my everything. Then I had a kid and it got harder. Then I had to teach through a pandemic while pregnant. Then I had to teach virtually throughout my maternity leave. Then I had to teach jaded students in a hybrid
November 10, 2024 at 9:54 AM
I taught high school French for 11 years and it was my calling, my passion, my everything. Then I had a kid and it got harder. Then I had to teach through a pandemic while pregnant. Then I had to teach virtually throughout my maternity leave. Then I had to teach jaded students in a hybrid
Introductory tweets (I can’t not call them that)… I’m 38. I have a 5yo daughter and a 3yo son. I barely have a village where I live and it’s exhausting.
November 10, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Introductory tweets (I can’t not call them that)… I’m 38. I have a 5yo daughter and a 3yo son. I barely have a village where I live and it’s exhausting.
I can’t sleep so I made an account here. I wanted to ride out twitter til the bitter end and then step away from socials but I’d probably miss my friends. It’s just getting too gross on that app, I can’t deal.
November 10, 2024 at 9:45 AM
I can’t sleep so I made an account here. I wanted to ride out twitter til the bitter end and then step away from socials but I’d probably miss my friends. It’s just getting too gross on that app, I can’t deal.