Jess Violet Menace
@violetmenace.bsky.social
You can be anything you want, so why not be kind?
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Scotland based miniature painting fanatic, ttrpg obsessed, friendly neighbourhood gift shop girl.
She/Her/Hers
NGL: https://ngl.link/jessvsummers
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Scotland based miniature painting fanatic, ttrpg obsessed, friendly neighbourhood gift shop girl.
She/Her/Hers
NGL: https://ngl.link/jessvsummers
Pinned
I took a little rotato potato video of my Cathayan Dragon! She's so absolutely MASSIVE that none of my new backdrops could contain her so she's floating in front of a very green wall but she still looks really cool! What a sculpt! #oldworld #nerdlings #cathay #grandcathay #sigmar #aos
Sigmar day was an absolute blast! Sadly I really goofed and got over excited and threw my spellcasters to the wolves so to speak but we had fun anyway! #warhammercommunity #warhammerworld
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sigmar day was an absolute blast! Sadly I really goofed and got over excited and threw my spellcasters to the wolves so to speak but we had fun anyway! #warhammercommunity #warhammerworld
Warhammer World day 2 is Sigmar day! My Cathay/Lumineth VS Gloomspite! #warhammercommunity
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Warhammer World day 2 is Sigmar day! My Cathay/Lumineth VS Gloomspite! #warhammercommunity
I didn't manage to take any particularly great photos of my Warhammer world trip today but hopefully tomorrow's visit will be more photogenic!
Today was 40k day!
I sadly lost by 2 points but it was one of the best games of my life! #warhammercommunity
Today was 40k day!
I sadly lost by 2 points but it was one of the best games of my life! #warhammercommunity
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I didn't manage to take any particularly great photos of my Warhammer world trip today but hopefully tomorrow's visit will be more photogenic!
Today was 40k day!
I sadly lost by 2 points but it was one of the best games of my life! #warhammercommunity
Today was 40k day!
I sadly lost by 2 points but it was one of the best games of my life! #warhammercommunity
Angron has had the worst time imaginable today. I'm crying 🤣🤣 #warhammercommunity
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Angron has had the worst time imaginable today. I'm crying 🤣🤣 #warhammercommunity
Oh my god...Angron returns. I'm so fucked. #warhammercommunity
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh my god...Angron returns. I'm so fucked. #warhammercommunity
Gaaaaahhhhhh. Hangover!! The consequences of my own actions! My one weakness!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Gaaaaahhhhhh. Hangover!! The consequences of my own actions! My one weakness!!
My brother has booked a VERY fancy air BnB. I'm not sure I'm actually classy enough to be here guys! My bedroom has an en suite! What the fuuuuuuck?
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My brother has booked a VERY fancy air BnB. I'm not sure I'm actually classy enough to be here guys! My bedroom has an en suite! What the fuuuuuuck?
Drinking bourbon a D building materials dels in my pyjamas! I'm so rock and roll!
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Drinking bourbon a D building materials dels in my pyjamas! I'm so rock and roll!
Footage of me on my way to Nottingham for a few days of Warhammer!!
youtube.com/shorts/_dgLd...
youtube.com/shorts/_dgLd...
Where do you think Avantgardey will go?🌞 ⚠️Don’t miss Avantgardey live!🚨 #avantgardey #アバンギャルディ
YouTube video by akanekikaku / avantgardey
youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Footage of me on my way to Nottingham for a few days of Warhammer!!
youtube.com/shorts/_dgLd...
youtube.com/shorts/_dgLd...
Reposted by Jess Violet Menace
Ardboyz with Alt Text.
This was originally an Orktober project but NOrkVember is here too.
I'm best at basing and building, but sometimes I'm mildly proud of my painting.
This was originally an Orktober project but NOrkVember is here too.
I'm best at basing and building, but sometimes I'm mildly proud of my painting.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Ardboyz with Alt Text.
This was originally an Orktober project but NOrkVember is here too.
I'm best at basing and building, but sometimes I'm mildly proud of my painting.
This was originally an Orktober project but NOrkVember is here too.
I'm best at basing and building, but sometimes I'm mildly proud of my painting.
I just sat down with a snack. I think I'm about to get mugged...
You can't eat cake Myrtle!
You can't eat cake Myrtle!
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I just sat down with a snack. I think I'm about to get mugged...
You can't eat cake Myrtle!
You can't eat cake Myrtle!
Always reskeet an army shot!
Been rushing this army together this month. Still lots to do before it's done but at least I won't be pushing any bare plastic around on the table.
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Always reskeet an army shot!
I was making a fun Christmas playlist for the shop and realised that half of the best songs are known as "British Christmas Classics".
Are Americans NOT getting screamed at my Noddy Holder every year????
Are Americans NOT getting screamed at my Noddy Holder every year????
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I was making a fun Christmas playlist for the shop and realised that half of the best songs are known as "British Christmas Classics".
Are Americans NOT getting screamed at my Noddy Holder every year????
Are Americans NOT getting screamed at my Noddy Holder every year????
Awh, my Deathwatch Kill team has been delayed to Monday...when I'm away :(
Come on UPS.
Come on UPS.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Awh, my Deathwatch Kill team has been delayed to Monday...when I'm away :(
Come on UPS.
Come on UPS.
Estrogen bitch! What the fuck?? I was just putting on one of my wife's hand me down teeshirts and I was like what the fuck is going on?
Excuse the dirty mirror.
Excuse the dirty mirror.
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Estrogen bitch! What the fuck?? I was just putting on one of my wife's hand me down teeshirts and I was like what the fuck is going on?
Excuse the dirty mirror.
Excuse the dirty mirror.
Reposted by Jess Violet Menace
@people taking their maga/trump signs and flags down: "I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off"
April 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
@people taking their maga/trump signs and flags down: "I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off"
Not necessarily audible is my absolutely abysmal but hilarious drag queen Christmas playlist. Merry Quismois!
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Not necessarily audible is my absolutely abysmal but hilarious drag queen Christmas playlist. Merry Quismois!
In much more cheerful news, I finally finished completely painting my first ever army!!
#eldar #aeldari #nerdlings #warhammercommunity
#eldar #aeldari #nerdlings #warhammercommunity
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In much more cheerful news, I finally finished completely painting my first ever army!!
#eldar #aeldari #nerdlings #warhammercommunity
#eldar #aeldari #nerdlings #warhammercommunity
Update. The guy is back in the comments of THAT the repost here on his cat's page. Back at it! Just leave me alone my guy. Blockity blockity block,
I foolishly expressed my excitement for something I like...on my own page...that this person didn't need to search through and got SO mad!
Definitely not taking advice from someone called "Dirty Dave".
Like...it's clear we arent enjoying eachother's company.
Just leave?
Definitely not taking advice from someone called "Dirty Dave".
Like...it's clear we arent enjoying eachother's company.
Just leave?
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Update. The guy is back in the comments of THAT the repost here on his cat's page. Back at it! Just leave me alone my guy. Blockity blockity block,
I foolishly expressed my excitement for something I like...on my own page...that this person didn't need to search through and got SO mad!
Definitely not taking advice from someone called "Dirty Dave".
Like...it's clear we arent enjoying eachother's company.
Just leave?
Definitely not taking advice from someone called "Dirty Dave".
Like...it's clear we arent enjoying eachother's company.
Just leave?
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I foolishly expressed my excitement for something I like...on my own page...that this person didn't need to search through and got SO mad!
Definitely not taking advice from someone called "Dirty Dave".
Like...it's clear we arent enjoying eachother's company.
Just leave?
Definitely not taking advice from someone called "Dirty Dave".
Like...it's clear we arent enjoying eachother's company.
Just leave?
The vibe I'm bringing to work today.
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The vibe I'm bringing to work today.
3 hours of sleep. Only thing keeping me going is loudly singing "She's gone country" but replacing the title character with Werner Herzog.
🎶It's Werner Herzog; look at them boots, It's Werner Herzog; back to his roots🎶
🎶It's Werner Herzog; look at them boots, It's Werner Herzog; back to his roots🎶
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
3 hours of sleep. Only thing keeping me going is loudly singing "She's gone country" but replacing the title character with Werner Herzog.
🎶It's Werner Herzog; look at them boots, It's Werner Herzog; back to his roots🎶
🎶It's Werner Herzog; look at them boots, It's Werner Herzog; back to his roots🎶
They didn't need to improve this game. It was already magnificent, but godDAMN if methhead gunslinging Mohawk lesbians are an option you KNOW I'm gonna be all over that!!!
youtu.be/wZetaKE7KQo?...
youtu.be/wZetaKE7KQo?...
Warhammer 40,000: Darktide - Hive Scum Class Reveal | Cinematic Trailer
YouTube video by Fatshark
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
They didn't need to improve this game. It was already magnificent, but godDAMN if methhead gunslinging Mohawk lesbians are an option you KNOW I'm gonna be all over that!!!
youtu.be/wZetaKE7KQo?...
youtu.be/wZetaKE7KQo?...
A customer today, was telling me that i'm just like "Cassie" from "the good witch" and our shop is like hers. Having not seen/read this, I'm assuming a good thing! She asked for a hug and if I wanted to join her druid circle to be fair so I think it's probably a very kind compliment. Super cute.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
A customer today, was telling me that i'm just like "Cassie" from "the good witch" and our shop is like hers. Having not seen/read this, I'm assuming a good thing! She asked for a hug and if I wanted to join her druid circle to be fair so I think it's probably a very kind compliment. Super cute.
There's a lovely group of landscapers near me who have a big white van with "CUTMASTERS" emblazoned on the side, but my dyslexic ass keeps swapping those letters around, thinking that there's a very niche society of fellatio samplers out there.
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 AM
There's a lovely group of landscapers near me who have a big white van with "CUTMASTERS" emblazoned on the side, but my dyslexic ass keeps swapping those letters around, thinking that there's a very niche society of fellatio samplers out there.