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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters
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I create parodies of existing book covers & posters, with the odd 'Vinco Original' (i.e. not based on any existing covers) in between.

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"Stop It - These Ideas Area Nonsensical" — This is how your tax money is wasted.

#stopit #nonsense #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Flight - The Pictorial Flying Review - December 1940" by , where the title has been changed to "Stop It - These Ideas Area Nonsensical"
September 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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"Don't stare at my tits" — Right, and don't think of a pink elephant

#stare #tits #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Don't ever love me" by Octavus Roy Cohen, where the title has been changed to "Don't stare at my tits"
September 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Well, that's me done for. It was a long time coming, but somehow it still took me by surprise.

#chatgpt
Original book cover for David Garnett's "Stargonauts" My prompt, asking ChatGPT to change the title to "Spacetrump" The result of ChatGPT changing the title to Spacetrump The resulting image, for posterity
March 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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"Will You Pull My Finger?" — Seems apt

#america #incompetence #fakeposter
Spoof of "Are YOU Doing All You Can" poster, where the title has been changed to "Will You Pull My Finger?"
March 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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"Oh No Lady, Not You Again" — I can imagine this tiger’s quite frustrated by the tenacity of this knife-wielding chick

#tiger #venus #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Escape on Venus" by Edgar Rice Burroughs, where the title has been changed to "Oh No Lady, Not You Again" — Illustration by Frank Frazetta
March 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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"Not Now Big Black Monolith" — Can't you see I'm fishing?

#black #monolith #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Visitors" by Clifford Simak, where the title has been changed to "Not Now Big Black Monolith"
March 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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"This Doesn't Even Make Any Sense" — Seems apt for these times

#what #thehellishappening #fakebookcover
March 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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"Words - Tourettes Edition Twat" — Well, shit

#tourettes #joke #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Words (Little Golden Books #45)" by Selma Lola Chambers, where the title has been changed to "Words - Tourettes Edition Twat"
February 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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"Scary Bald Guy Is Watching" — Bet he’s knocking one off up there

#scary #bald #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Sky Is Falling" by Lester del Rey, where the title has been changed to "Scary Bald Guy Is Watching"
January 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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"It's Not Christmas Until I'm Hanging From Nakatomi Plaza" by Hans Gruber — I think I read about this book in Time Magazine…

#xmas #diehard #fakebookcover
A Vinco Original by Hans Gruber (2020) — Illustration by Vintage Covers
December 24, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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"Animal Assholes" — Christmas is sorted when I get my hands on this asshole

#bunny #asshole #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Naughty Bunny (A Little Golden Book #377)" by Richard Scarry, where the title has been changed to "Animal Assholes" — Illustration by Richard Scarry
December 14, 2024 at 12:46 PM
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"Bitch I just made that Bed" — She finds this undexpected, I can tell

#bed #bitch #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Burial of the Fruit" by David Dortort, where the title has been changed to "Bitch I just made that Bed"
December 13, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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"Fuck 'Em — Fuck 'Em All - When Idiots Prevail" — Probably one of the most read novels in certain governments…

#fword #bombing #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "A Torch To The Enemy" by Martin Cardin, where the title has been changed to "Fuck 'Em — Fuck 'Em All - When Idiots Prevail"
December 13, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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"And Then I Was Like: U Mad Bro?" — The terrible stories of an obnoxious mummy. A terrible book. 2/6.

#mummy #invisible #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Invisible Man" by H.G. Wells, where the title has been changed to "And Then I Was Like: U Mad Bro?"
December 12, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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"The Fuck is this Shit" — Well, fly infested trout, I'd say.

#brown #bear #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Big Brown Bear (A Little Golden Book)" by Georges Duplaix, where the title has been changed to "The Fuck is this Shit" — Illustration by Gustaf Tenggren
December 12, 2024 at 8:50 AM
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"The Morbidly Obese Caterpillar" by Lard S. — I know you are very, very hungry, but you should try exercise first, you fat little bastard

#caterpillar #hungry #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" by Eric Carle, where the title has been changed to "The Morbidly Obese Caterpillar" — Illustration by Eric Carle
December 12, 2024 at 8:48 AM
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"Yes, Hello, Excuse Me - This Mirror is defective - I am not dead" — You’ll be soon if you don’t get out of that desert, love.

#mirror #brokenmirror #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Out of the unknown" by A.E. van Vogt & E. Mayne Hull, where the title has been changed to "Yes, Hello, Excuse Me - This Mirror is defective - I am not dead"
December 11, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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"I'm Tired of this Shit" — I hear you, brother bear

#tired #shit #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Sleepy Book" by Margaret Wise Brown, where the title has been changed to "I'm Tired of this Shit"
December 11, 2024 at 8:46 AM
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"I think we are all fucked" — I think you're right, wood-boy!

#pinocchio #disney #fakebookcover
A bookcover spoof of "Pinocchio and the whale (A Little Golden Book #D101)" by Gina Ingoglia (1973) where the title has been changed to "I think we are all fucked" — Illustration by Walt Disney
December 11, 2024 at 8:16 AM
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"Stuck My Head In The Oven" — Just hope those cookies were worth it

#returnofthelivingdead #fakebookcovers

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December 5, 2024 at 9:09 AM
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"Cleaning up after Spiderman: The little-known story of New York State Civil Service’s regular dealings with Spiderman’s Antics-Aftermath" — A real eye-opener, this one.

#spiderman #fakebookcovers
November 29, 2024 at 8:42 AM
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"My bum is on your ship - Let's see you take off now" — From the acclaimed ‘Monsters being complete bastards’ omnibus, obviously

#bum #ship #fakebookcovers
November 27, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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"Look - There's Your Rocket" — Go get your glasses, Peter

#rocket #space #blind
November 24, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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"How The Fuck Does This Thing Work" — 50's space tech was very confusing

#space #tech #confusing
November 24, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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"Onwards Mighty Steed - The Future Awaits!" — Imagine having this on your back.

#moorcock #limbo #steed #fakebookcovers
November 23, 2024 at 8:56 PM