I give it ten minutes post-launch before some streamer theorycrafts "kicking down the stairs"

I will not give odds on whether Rockstar actually implements, it's really a toss-up on that one

I mean, 10 % less "bombing another country just minding its own business to hell" isn't *much* either

Let's see..."libertarian community"....what possible public nuisance wildlife will tank this idiot pipedream? It was bears, last one I heard about. Gators? Mosquitos?

Better plan: we dose everyone in a certain white building with ayahuasca and let their ego death take hold

Thank you. Just fucking done with this year at this point. Need a lucky break, or just any break

Have you or kiddo seen the new one? they just put it on HBO Max/Go/Now/whatever the fuck

All of the ways in which our country is absolute shit, were accelerated by that union-busting, gaybashing, economy tanking, sentient haircut. You are a fucking clown shoe for idolizing that senile waste of life.

Animorphs, Percy Jackson, fucking ERAGON, I'm flexible! But she has to keep pushing the one antisemitic blood libel trans genocide writer.

If she suggest Enders Game I'm throwing hands

I've had to have this conversation more times than I care to, with my MIL about what's suitable for my kiddo. I've offered alternatives, explained how virulently bigoted JKR is, and how every dollar spent toward it fuels her hatred directly, no matter how you hold your nose while you buy it. AND YET

it’s not like i’ve been consistent about this or anything here

like, if the ai toxicity analysis system you're using is so bad it's ruining your user experience, the correct answer is to stop using it

Holy shit

They're out as Coke Zeros this year