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Vincent Priceless
@vincentpriceless.bsky.social
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St Louis drag weirdo
he/him always
books open, dm for info
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if i ever come into hideous amounts of money, there will be signs
Screenshot from the site boneclones of an articulated, upright replica Neanderthal skeleton. It is priced at over $15,000 USD and I want it so so bad
October 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Yall im quite high rn and getting real emotional about neanderthals again
News article snippet: "The oldest known cave paintings were created more than 64,000 years ago, and were not made by modern humans, according to a study published last week (February 23) in Science. Instead, the report concludes, the artists were probably Neanderthals. The findings add to mounting evidence that our ancient hominin cousins were capable of greater cultural and creative complexity than generally assumed."
August 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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🎶 one of these things is not like the others 🎶
a screenshot from thriftbooks with a selection of 6 books credited to "karen l king", all of which are concerned with gnosticism/gnostic scriptures, except the last one... which is some sort of historical bodice-ripper type book
July 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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behold... the Beans
a black cat lying in her tree, glorious beans in full view a black cat lying in her tree, glorious beans in full view
July 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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If you wanna be one of the first people to witness this mix, get your tickets cause it's happening tomorrowwwww
www.tickettailor.com/events/vince...
a show flier for the VINCENT PRICE DAY drag show potluck, ft ZeLucy Leone Fur, Rocky B Goode, Lou Kiss & Seme Libido, Vincent Vandal and Vincent Priceless, on memorial day
May 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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🚨BLEP ALERT, BLEP ALERT, BLEP ALERT🚨
A black cat with yellow eyes (behind which a thought has never even approached), her tiny pink tongue just poking out
May 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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a pet rat, eyes narrowed as it's rubbing its tiny paws together schemingly
April 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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i'm glad my partner supports my need to infodump
Screenshot of a text conversation. Text 1: "I have a really dumb idea for a drag number that takes way too much backstory to explain, lol" Text 2: "I'm here for another 7 hours, lay it on me"
April 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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always a banner day when sabo sits on partner's keyboard
a chat log between 3 people: first person has typed approximately 320 question marks, followed by a single backslash second and third person simply respond "hi Sabo"
February 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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the face of a cat who definitely did not grab dad's arm to bathe his hand before immediately changing her mind and bunnykicking the shit out of it
A black cat with yellow eyes curled up on a blanket, giving a "who, me?" look over her shoulder
February 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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melvin ([melvin] melvin)
February 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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me rn
meme in the 'excavator and Evergiven' format; the top text over the ship Evergiven reads "MY FRAGILE MENTAL HEALTH" and the lower text over the excavator reads "FALL OUT BOY'S 'LAST OF THE REAL ONES' ON LOOP FOR 6 HOURS"
February 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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:')
A bag of Haribo Gold Bear gummy bears, placed over a handwritten note reading: PRESCRIPTION - 1 HANDFUL WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IT
February 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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lmao it occurs to me i don't think i ever made a proper intro post despite starting this account ages ago WHOOPS
i'm vincent priceless (he/him)
•trans man
•ooky-spooky drag king
•stl's ascot mascot
Vincent Priceless, a bearded drag king, in a grey-plaid blazer and ascot, mid-performance Vincent Priceless, drag king, in a classy smoking jacket and Invisible Man bandages, mid-performance Vincent Priceless, drag king, in a punk battle jacket, Protoman helmet, with a homemade buster arm Vincent Priceless, a drag king, in gray/white 'Easter mass realness', holding out a collections plate with the word "TIPS" crossed out and replaced with "TITHES"
January 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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was trying to get dust off of this sweet dingus's fur and she thanked me by biting my kneecap
A black shorthair housecat in full Slug Mode, all legs fully tucked under her, relaxing on a plaid comfy chair. She is looking into the camera while fighting back sleepies
January 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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would this be PRIMARILY an excuse to crack open this beauty and make entirely too much food for strangers? MAYBE.
cover of the book A TREASURY OF GREAT RECIPES by Mary and Vincent Price, paired with a black and white photo of beloved horror actor Vincent Price himself
December 18, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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the island is a generous and considerate lover
Still from the show LOST, season 4. Jack's face and terrible beard are center frame. Closed caption says: "I'm here to tell you the island won't let you come alone."
December 14, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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decided to start really leaning into looking like a 19th century train conductor
Vincent out of drag, a white trans fella with glasses and a medium length beard. He is wearing a black bowler hat and a purple ascot tucked into his waistcoat like a proper time traveler
December 12, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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WEH
Reddit comment from user peperoniebabie: "Hey OP, this actually taught me a lot and now I think I have to get into creature drag being an nb trans queer person myself. Thank you for your bravery anti-vart and I will also check out spooky drag because it sounds like my jam!!"
December 10, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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❄️🔥🐐🔥❄️ St Louis peeps, got some fun holiday creature drag happening this Fridayyyy ❄️🔥🐐🔥❄️

www.tickettailor.com/events/hauso...
Promotional flyer for the show SPIRITS OF THE SOLSTICE: A Folklore Variety Show. Occurs on Friday, Dec 13th 2024 at Dirty 20 Bar in Ballwin, MO. Featuring: Ami Amore, Holly Misbehavin, Peaches n Creme, Nikk A Demis, Silas Silence, Dizzy Tunt, & Vincent Priceless, and hosted by Vincent Vandal & Chris P Whitemeat. Doors at 8:30pm, showtime 9:30pm. General admission $15, VIP $25
December 10, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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me every. single. time that i have to write a work email
tweet: "Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so I don't come across as manic. Thanks!"
December 9, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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not to be horny on main, but
A crafted goat horn, covered all over in straw
December 8, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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went to the bathroom and my dear wonderful dingus cat decided to sit on the laptop keyboard long enough to draft this incredibly moving work of poetry
An unsent discord message that reads "3ewewewewewewewewewew..." The "ewew"s continue for 9 entire lines of text
December 6, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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spotify really said "mentally ill tboy" this year huh
Spotify wrapped screenshot showing top 5 artists of Artio, The Amazing Devil, the Mountain Goats, STARSET and The Dear Hunter
December 5, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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ooohoho yesssss... yesssssssssss
a cream-colored domestic rat, rubbing his paws together with a face very much like he is hatching a cunning scheme
November 22, 2024 at 6:15 PM