Nice carve job!

Zoo level here. Pot luck madness

Just had 6 in an hour down here on the central ca coast

LEGIT

Dammit! I forgot the pie!!!

The olds of Carmel yapping about progress is nothing new around here. They didn't let the high school have lights for decades because they whined. They once had a law banning high heels downtown. Shit, they barely got addresses for the homes downtown. Carmel old af

Cousin did and I was dumb enough to taste it. Sweet baby jebus it was bad!

I was thinking of seeing him when he comes to Monterey. Might pull the trigger on tix last minute cause it'll just be me flying solo to that one

Update- The tequila tasted like cleaning solution. Might use it to wash the windows

Oh no! Hoping for the best! 🤞

Sicilians are a trip. All 4 of my grandparents are from Palermo and the shit they used to talk about others was shameless. When me and my wife visited family there on our honeymoon they called my wife (1/2 Sicilian 1/2 Samoan) a half-breed and totally shamed her. It was a step back in time

Ha! Same but visa-versa. I didn't know white sauce existed until high school! The grudges that generation could hold makes #beefweek look like kindergarten

Same, except I married a Sicilian- Samoan and that side of the family is both huge in size and numbers. Loud AF!!!

It's the quimby Olympics

Both written by Ramis and Kenney. You should check out 'a futile and stupid gesture'. Great story about Kenney and national lampoon

Now you can't unsee it either