breakfast is NOT the most important meal of the day. it's actually the most evil.
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
breakfast is NOT the most important meal of the day. it's actually the most evil.
one thing i'll never understand is how did carrier pigeons know where to go??
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
one thing i'll never understand is how did carrier pigeons know where to go??
i've died in a thousand meaningless ways since last tuesday, and yet here i am.
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
i've died in a thousand meaningless ways since last tuesday, and yet here i am.
the story of my life can be boiled down to the question: “does my headache hurt because i'm hungry, thirsty, or tired?” (usually it's all 3!)
January 25, 2026 at 4:29 PM
the story of my life can be boiled down to the question: “does my headache hurt because i'm hungry, thirsty, or tired?” (usually it's all 3!)
every time someone sends me a link to a tiktok i lose a year off my life
January 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
every time someone sends me a link to a tiktok i lose a year off my life
a plane is probably the worst place to have an existential crisis. oh well, guess i'll cope!
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 AM
a plane is probably the worst place to have an existential crisis. oh well, guess i'll cope!
the santa ana winds are roaring outside, i'm scared!
December 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
the santa ana winds are roaring outside, i'm scared!
i haven't seen a single gifset from the newest stranger things season, which honestly, says everything i need to know about watching it
December 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i haven't seen a single gifset from the newest stranger things season, which honestly, says everything i need to know about watching it
bro made me laugh so hard i got the hiccups, that's romance
December 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
bro made me laugh so hard i got the hiccups, that's romance
local idiot (me) eats a can of sour cream & onion pringles® for breakfast
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
local idiot (me) eats a can of sour cream & onion pringles® for breakfast
i love wearing cologne but i don't love getting dizzy & nauseous from smelling it on myself 🫶🏻
December 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i love wearing cologne but i don't love getting dizzy & nauseous from smelling it on myself 🫶🏻
my favorite thing about listening to classical music is pretending i'm in a period drama & experiencing a descent into madness
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
my favorite thing about listening to classical music is pretending i'm in a period drama & experiencing a descent into madness
when in doubt, do some jumping jacks !!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
when in doubt, do some jumping jacks !!!!!
stretched myself too thin with some projects but that's okay because i secretly love the anguish #imtheproblem
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
stretched myself too thin with some projects but that's okay because i secretly love the anguish #imtheproblem
the kinds of e-mails i send my professors at 2am
December 4, 2025 at 7:03 AM
the kinds of e-mails i send my professors at 2am
big fan of the woman next to me who pulled up with an entire tiramisù & ate it all in one sitting. wish i were her! and in roughly half an hour, i will be…
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
big fan of the woman next to me who pulled up with an entire tiramisù & ate it all in one sitting. wish i were her! and in roughly half an hour, i will be…
is it ethical to eat mcdonald's nuggets for lunch? it seems like more of an after-sunset ordeal :/
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
is it ethical to eat mcdonald's nuggets for lunch? it seems like more of an after-sunset ordeal :/
watching youtube videos about mathematical theories with my engineering phd roommate because why not
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
watching youtube videos about mathematical theories with my engineering phd roommate because why not
she shiver on my timbers till i walk the plank
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
she shiver on my timbers till i walk the plank
i keep finding songs i like only to find out later on that they're AI, i actually need a world leader to grow a pair & unplug the entire internet, we can't keep living like this!
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
i keep finding songs i like only to find out later on that they're AI, i actually need a world leader to grow a pair & unplug the entire internet, we can't keep living like this!
my roommate: i don't want to fall asleep on the couch again, when i woke up my back was killing me
also my roommate, 2 mins later:
also my roommate, 2 mins later:
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
my roommate: i don't want to fall asleep on the couch again, when i woke up my back was killing me
also my roommate, 2 mins later:
also my roommate, 2 mins later:
thinking about the girl who asked me in lab last week if i was '04. i don't think i'll ever get a nicer compliment
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
thinking about the girl who asked me in lab last week if i was '04. i don't think i'll ever get a nicer compliment
what if snow is actually just the heavenly angels shredding parmesan cheese over us before they eat us? 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
what if snow is actually just the heavenly angels shredding parmesan cheese over us before they eat us? 🤔