Jasper Owens
@villaincorpus.bsky.social
Official account for the greatest psychic supervillain: Corpus!
Irl 27, Minors will be blocked!
DMs open! 💌
https://linktr.ee/villaincorpus
Irl 27, Minors will be blocked!
DMs open! 💌
https://linktr.ee/villaincorpus
I have very strict boundaries about who is allowed to touch me and when. Orion and I have discussed this before, the dork must’ve wanted the wedgie…
January 31, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I have very strict boundaries about who is allowed to touch me and when. Orion and I have discussed this before, the dork must’ve wanted the wedgie…
Why would you leave a blank canvas like that so tantalizingly placed?
I always carry a permanent marker 😁
I always carry a permanent marker 😁
January 29, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Why would you leave a blank canvas like that so tantalizingly placed?
I always carry a permanent marker 😁
I always carry a permanent marker 😁
He’s bigger and stronger, so the wedgies and swirlies come naturally. What’s worse is finding out your bully can also beat you at the nerd shit you like! Maybe find out if he’s any good at chess before you make a bet.
My comms arent really open but @elefnante.bsky.social was willing to wait💕
My comms arent really open but @elefnante.bsky.social was willing to wait💕
January 11, 2026 at 1:37 PM
He’s bigger and stronger, so the wedgies and swirlies come naturally. What’s worse is finding out your bully can also beat you at the nerd shit you like! Maybe find out if he’s any good at chess before you make a bet.
My comms arent really open but @elefnante.bsky.social was willing to wait💕
My comms arent really open but @elefnante.bsky.social was willing to wait💕
I don’t like seeing people diss on natural deodorants. Like, sorry you stink? They work for me?
Perhaps (and I know this is a wild concept) people’s bodies are different from one another? And don’t always act the same when exposed to substances??
Perhaps (and I know this is a wild concept) people’s bodies are different from one another? And don’t always act the same when exposed to substances??
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I don’t like seeing people diss on natural deodorants. Like, sorry you stink? They work for me?
Perhaps (and I know this is a wild concept) people’s bodies are different from one another? And don’t always act the same when exposed to substances??
Perhaps (and I know this is a wild concept) people’s bodies are different from one another? And don’t always act the same when exposed to substances??
Everytime I see the word “Stiles” appear I flinch away.
I have not and will not engage with the wolf show. It gives me the ick. Something about it reads toxic to me, like looking at a brightly coloured frog. I’m not eating that, I know it’s gonna make me sick.
I have not and will not engage with the wolf show. It gives me the ick. Something about it reads toxic to me, like looking at a brightly coloured frog. I’m not eating that, I know it’s gonna make me sick.
December 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Everytime I see the word “Stiles” appear I flinch away.
I have not and will not engage with the wolf show. It gives me the ick. Something about it reads toxic to me, like looking at a brightly coloured frog. I’m not eating that, I know it’s gonna make me sick.
I have not and will not engage with the wolf show. It gives me the ick. Something about it reads toxic to me, like looking at a brightly coloured frog. I’m not eating that, I know it’s gonna make me sick.
Shoutout and silent apology to that guy I hooked up with and will never see again.
I ate his ass and licked his feet but when he kissed me, I gagged. Why was his mouth so cold…
I ate his ass and licked his feet but when he kissed me, I gagged. Why was his mouth so cold…
December 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Shoutout and silent apology to that guy I hooked up with and will never see again.
I ate his ass and licked his feet but when he kissed me, I gagged. Why was his mouth so cold…
I ate his ass and licked his feet but when he kissed me, I gagged. Why was his mouth so cold…
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I really had better finish this series soon, but I’m currently very busy reading this book called “Winston’s Diary” and that’s occupying a lot of my time. 😌
June 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I really had better finish this series soon, but I’m currently very busy reading this book called “Winston’s Diary” and that’s occupying a lot of my time. 😌
Now that BBNO$ is “retiring” Im going to use some sort of sea witch potion to take that voice and those moves for myself.
No longer will my enthusiastic wiggling and squawking on the dance floor be rhythmless 🕺🏼
No longer will my enthusiastic wiggling and squawking on the dance floor be rhythmless 🕺🏼
December 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Now that BBNO$ is “retiring” Im going to use some sort of sea witch potion to take that voice and those moves for myself.
No longer will my enthusiastic wiggling and squawking on the dance floor be rhythmless 🕺🏼
No longer will my enthusiastic wiggling and squawking on the dance floor be rhythmless 🕺🏼
Read this really good “nerdification” story and then felt bad because it hit too close to home regarding friendships ending and people changing… I’ve been the bad friend in this scenario. Hot as hell, but man, the post nut clarity…
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Read this really good “nerdification” story and then felt bad because it hit too close to home regarding friendships ending and people changing… I’ve been the bad friend in this scenario. Hot as hell, but man, the post nut clarity…
@thebriefshadow.bsky.social who the fuck is Stanfield and why is he writing “wedgie me” on your underwear?
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
@thebriefshadow.bsky.social who the fuck is Stanfield and why is he writing “wedgie me” on your underwear?
I’m not a fan of Christmas, but I love an unorthodox mistletoe kiss.
Kissing an ass, foot, cock, balls…or maybe your mistletoe is over the garbage, the toilet, your collection of nerdy briefs.
Kissing things other than mouths is fun 😋
Kissing an ass, foot, cock, balls…or maybe your mistletoe is over the garbage, the toilet, your collection of nerdy briefs.
Kissing things other than mouths is fun 😋
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’m not a fan of Christmas, but I love an unorthodox mistletoe kiss.
Kissing an ass, foot, cock, balls…or maybe your mistletoe is over the garbage, the toilet, your collection of nerdy briefs.
Kissing things other than mouths is fun 😋
Kissing an ass, foot, cock, balls…or maybe your mistletoe is over the garbage, the toilet, your collection of nerdy briefs.
Kissing things other than mouths is fun 😋
At the Mage’s Ball, Damian tries to pull one over on Jon. Unfortunately, Jon knows D’s heartbeat too well and easily heard the lie.
Don’t worry, Dami, the curse only lasts until Jon’s sweaty sock is clean~
[anyone else enjoy a fantasy AU? Old P@treon thing. Still on hiatus rn]
Don’t worry, Dami, the curse only lasts until Jon’s sweaty sock is clean~
[anyone else enjoy a fantasy AU? Old P@treon thing. Still on hiatus rn]
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
At the Mage’s Ball, Damian tries to pull one over on Jon. Unfortunately, Jon knows D’s heartbeat too well and easily heard the lie.
Don’t worry, Dami, the curse only lasts until Jon’s sweaty sock is clean~
[anyone else enjoy a fantasy AU? Old P@treon thing. Still on hiatus rn]
Don’t worry, Dami, the curse only lasts until Jon’s sweaty sock is clean~
[anyone else enjoy a fantasy AU? Old P@treon thing. Still on hiatus rn]
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I made a new boy today! :D Meet Embur, your demonic servant for most needs (that don't require thinking)
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I made a new boy today! :D Meet Embur, your demonic servant for most needs (that don't require thinking)
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I know I’m not the most impressive artist out there, but I’ve really only been drawing for like 3-4 years? I really got into it at like age 23. All this to say, it’s not too late to start trying to learn. Even if nobody else believes in you, I FUCKIN DO. Pick up that pen, babes🫰🏻
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I know I’m not the most impressive artist out there, but I’ve really only been drawing for like 3-4 years? I really got into it at like age 23. All this to say, it’s not too late to start trying to learn. Even if nobody else believes in you, I FUCKIN DO. Pick up that pen, babes🫰🏻
@thebriefshadow.bsky.social Why does Johnny even have a plane? He can FLY! Can’t believe you flirted with him. Slut😒
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
@thebriefshadow.bsky.social Why does Johnny even have a plane? He can FLY! Can’t believe you flirted with him. Slut😒
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Oh Robert… At least you have your dog. Unless Shroud becomes an option, none of these options are spicy enough for me
Happy #dispatch day everyone!
#dispatchgame #dispatchfanart #robertrobertson #blondeblazer #invisigal
Happy #dispatch day everyone!
#dispatchgame #dispatchfanart #robertrobertson #blondeblazer #invisigal
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Oh Robert… At least you have your dog. Unless Shroud becomes an option, none of these options are spicy enough for me
Happy #dispatch day everyone!
#dispatchgame #dispatchfanart #robertrobertson #blondeblazer #invisigal
Happy #dispatch day everyone!
#dispatchgame #dispatchfanart #robertrobertson #blondeblazer #invisigal
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No missed calls, no failed missions. Prism is going for employee of the month!
Massive fan of Thot Squad, was so excited for this game, wild coincidence for me that she’s the voice of Prism!!
#dispatch #adhoc #dispatchfanart #prismfanart #prism #thotsquad #robertroberson
Massive fan of Thot Squad, was so excited for this game, wild coincidence for me that she’s the voice of Prism!!
#dispatch #adhoc #dispatchfanart #prismfanart #prism #thotsquad #robertroberson
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
No missed calls, no failed missions. Prism is going for employee of the month!
Massive fan of Thot Squad, was so excited for this game, wild coincidence for me that she’s the voice of Prism!!
#dispatch #adhoc #dispatchfanart #prismfanart #prism #thotsquad #robertroberson
Massive fan of Thot Squad, was so excited for this game, wild coincidence for me that she’s the voice of Prism!!
#dispatch #adhoc #dispatchfanart #prismfanart #prism #thotsquad #robertroberson
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Day 21 and Nurse @villaincorpus.bsky.social has a new patient to take care of :3
October 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Day 21 and Nurse @villaincorpus.bsky.social has a new patient to take care of :3
A fun part of being a telepath (& artist) is getting to play with the dolls you never had as a kid. So of course I wanted to play out some scenarios with my two favourite toys!
A lot of people forget about Winston’s shadow portals, fighting him in a dark globe was a tad… dim!🫰🏻
A lot of people forget about Winston’s shadow portals, fighting him in a dark globe was a tad… dim!🫰🏻
October 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
A fun part of being a telepath (& artist) is getting to play with the dolls you never had as a kid. So of course I wanted to play out some scenarios with my two favourite toys!
A lot of people forget about Winston’s shadow portals, fighting him in a dark globe was a tad… dim!🫰🏻
A lot of people forget about Winston’s shadow portals, fighting him in a dark globe was a tad… dim!🫰🏻
Love a scarecrow wedgie.
Reminds me of my time in Stardew Valley!
Reminds me of my time in Stardew Valley!
October 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Love a scarecrow wedgie.
Reminds me of my time in Stardew Valley!
Reminds me of my time in Stardew Valley!
Grindr is scary, not because of unsolicited dick pics, but unsolicited racism.
I thought all of us were like Lizzo and we liked big boys, itty-bitty boys, Mississippi boys, inner city boys, etc…
Open your eyes and fondle the balls, all shades of dick are suckable and lovable😌
I thought all of us were like Lizzo and we liked big boys, itty-bitty boys, Mississippi boys, inner city boys, etc…
Open your eyes and fondle the balls, all shades of dick are suckable and lovable😌
October 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Grindr is scary, not because of unsolicited dick pics, but unsolicited racism.
I thought all of us were like Lizzo and we liked big boys, itty-bitty boys, Mississippi boys, inner city boys, etc…
Open your eyes and fondle the balls, all shades of dick are suckable and lovable😌
I thought all of us were like Lizzo and we liked big boys, itty-bitty boys, Mississippi boys, inner city boys, etc…
Open your eyes and fondle the balls, all shades of dick are suckable and lovable😌
Un-Happy anniversary to the longest Halloween night of my life! 😥
October 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Un-Happy anniversary to the longest Halloween night of my life! 😥
Sticker design!!! You know, I’ve never played Cult of the Lamb, I just watch Winston play.
October 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Sticker design!!! You know, I’ve never played Cult of the Lamb, I just watch Winston play.
Printer!!!
… My paper is elsewhere at the moment but if you need me to scan or fax anything I’ve GOT YOU.
… My paper is elsewhere at the moment but if you need me to scan or fax anything I’ve GOT YOU.
October 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Printer!!!
… My paper is elsewhere at the moment but if you need me to scan or fax anything I’ve GOT YOU.
… My paper is elsewhere at the moment but if you need me to scan or fax anything I’ve GOT YOU.