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Grizzly II: Revenge (Szöts, 2020)
Before they were stars,
they were delicious morsels
of Grade-A bear chow.
Grizzly II: Revenge (Szöts, 2020)
Before they were stars,
they were delicious morsels
of Grade-A bear chow.
February 8, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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Grizzly II: Revenge (Szöts, 2020)
Before they were stars,
they were delicious morsels
of Grade-A bear chow.
Grizzly II: Revenge (Szöts, 2020)
Before they were stars,
they were delicious morsels
of Grade-A bear chow.
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The Substance (Fargeat, 2024)
Sees your Cronenberg;
raises you a Kubrick; all-
in Peter Jackson.
The Substance (Fargeat, 2024)
Sees your Cronenberg;
raises you a Kubrick; all-
in Peter Jackson.
February 6, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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The Substance (Fargeat, 2024)
Sees your Cronenberg;
raises you a Kubrick; all-
in Peter Jackson.
The Substance (Fargeat, 2024)
Sees your Cronenberg;
raises you a Kubrick; all-
in Peter Jackson.
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Alison's Birthday (Coughlan, 1981)
My birthdays also
make me feel like I’m turning
a hundred years old.
Alison's Birthday (Coughlan, 1981)
My birthdays also
make me feel like I’m turning
a hundred years old.
February 2, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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Alison's Birthday (Coughlan, 1981)
My birthdays also
make me feel like I’m turning
a hundred years old.
Alison's Birthday (Coughlan, 1981)
My birthdays also
make me feel like I’m turning
a hundred years old.
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Night of the Eagle (Hayers, 1962)
Can confirm spouses
of faculty to perform
the blackest of arts.
Night of the Eagle (Hayers, 1962)
Can confirm spouses
of faculty to perform
the blackest of arts.
February 1, 2026 at 9:36 AM
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Night of the Eagle (Hayers, 1962)
Can confirm spouses
of faculty to perform
the blackest of arts.
Night of the Eagle (Hayers, 1962)
Can confirm spouses
of faculty to perform
the blackest of arts.
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Psyched by the 4D Witch (Luminera, 1973)
Tries to be Häxan
but directed by hacks an'
gets with the sexin'.
Psyched by the 4D Witch (Luminera, 1973)
Tries to be Häxan
but directed by hacks an'
gets with the sexin'.
January 30, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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Psyched by the 4D Witch (Luminera, 1973)
Tries to be Häxan
but directed by hacks an'
gets with the sexin'.
Psyched by the 4D Witch (Luminera, 1973)
Tries to be Häxan
but directed by hacks an'
gets with the sexin'.
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It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (Cohen, 1987)
A stark reminder
that even mutant babies
need vaccinations.
It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (Cohen, 1987)
A stark reminder
that even mutant babies
need vaccinations.
January 28, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (Cohen, 1987)
A stark reminder
that even mutant babies
need vaccinations.
It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (Cohen, 1987)
A stark reminder
that even mutant babies
need vaccinations.
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Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (Yagher, 1996)
An ambitious plot
juggling multiple timelines,
but still a hot mess.
Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (Yagher, 1996)
An ambitious plot
juggling multiple timelines,
but still a hot mess.
January 27, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (Yagher, 1996)
An ambitious plot
juggling multiple timelines,
but still a hot mess.
Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (Yagher, 1996)
An ambitious plot
juggling multiple timelines,
but still a hot mess.
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The Brotherhood of Satan (McEveety, 1971)
God loves stubble-faced
Americans; Satan loves
labored thespians.
The Brotherhood of Satan (McEveety, 1971)
God loves stubble-faced
Americans; Satan loves
labored thespians.
January 26, 2026 at 10:43 AM
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The Brotherhood of Satan (McEveety, 1971)
God loves stubble-faced
Americans; Satan loves
labored thespians.
The Brotherhood of Satan (McEveety, 1971)
God loves stubble-faced
Americans; Satan loves
labored thespians.
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Slender Man (White, 2018)
Cursed by a true crime
but the true terror might be
the thin storyline.
Slender Man (White, 2018)
Cursed by a true crime
but the true terror might be
the thin storyline.
January 24, 2026 at 10:03 AM
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Slender Man (White, 2018)
Cursed by a true crime
but the true terror might be
the thin storyline.
Slender Man (White, 2018)
Cursed by a true crime
but the true terror might be
the thin storyline.
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Through the Fire (Marcum, 1988)
Action sequences
so thrilling they take place in
near total darkness.
Through the Fire (Marcum, 1988)
Action sequences
so thrilling they take place in
near total darkness.
January 17, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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Through the Fire (Marcum, 1988)
Action sequences
so thrilling they take place in
near total darkness.
Through the Fire (Marcum, 1988)
Action sequences
so thrilling they take place in
near total darkness.
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Fortress of the Dead (Grofé Jr., 1965)
Carnival of Souls
but with World War 2 vets and
Filipina nips.
Fortress of the Dead (Grofé Jr., 1965)
Carnival of Souls
but with World War 2 vets and
Filipina nips.
January 12, 2026 at 9:03 AM
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Fortress of the Dead (Grofé Jr., 1965)
Carnival of Souls
but with World War 2 vets and
Filipina nips.
Fortress of the Dead (Grofé Jr., 1965)
Carnival of Souls
but with World War 2 vets and
Filipina nips.
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Night of the Living Dead (Savini, 1990)
These zombies must love
tossing salad because they
keep eating assholes.
Night of the Living Dead (Savini, 1990)
These zombies must love
tossing salad because they
keep eating assholes.
January 9, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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Night of the Living Dead (Savini, 1990)
These zombies must love
tossing salad because they
keep eating assholes.
Night of the Living Dead (Savini, 1990)
These zombies must love
tossing salad because they
keep eating assholes.
January 8, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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[REC] 3: Genesis (Plaza, 2012)
Do you take this found
footage in splatter and health
'til the conceit fades?
[REC] 3: Genesis (Plaza, 2012)
Do you take this found
footage in splatter and health
'til the conceit fades?
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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[REC] 3: Genesis (Plaza, 2012)
Do you take this found
footage in splatter and health
'til the conceit fades?
[REC] 3: Genesis (Plaza, 2012)
Do you take this found
footage in splatter and health
'til the conceit fades?
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[REC] (Balagueró & Plaza, 2007)
Oft imitated,
even once or twice remade,
but still el mejor.
[REC] (Balagueró & Plaza, 2007)
Oft imitated,
even once or twice remade,
but still el mejor.
December 31, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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[REC] (Balagueró & Plaza, 2007)
Oft imitated,
even once or twice remade,
but still el mejor.
[REC] (Balagueró & Plaza, 2007)
Oft imitated,
even once or twice remade,
but still el mejor.
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Castle of Bloody Lust (Hoven, 1968)
1/3 fever dream,
and 1/3 surgery film.
The rest? Mostly breasts.
Castle of Bloody Lust (Hoven, 1968)
1/3 fever dream,
and 1/3 surgery film.
The rest? Mostly breasts.
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Castle of Bloody Lust (Hoven, 1968)
1/3 fever dream,
and 1/3 surgery film.
The rest? Mostly breasts.
Castle of Bloody Lust (Hoven, 1968)
1/3 fever dream,
and 1/3 surgery film.
The rest? Mostly breasts.
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Baron Blood (Bava, 1972)
Castles: the worst place
to recite incantations
of cursed ancestors.
Baron Blood (Bava, 1972)
Castles: the worst place
to recite incantations
of cursed ancestors.
December 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Baron Blood (Bava, 1972)
Castles: the worst place
to recite incantations
of cursed ancestors.
Baron Blood (Bava, 1972)
Castles: the worst place
to recite incantations
of cursed ancestors.
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Blood and Black Lace (Bava, 1964)
Opening credits
features the players voguing:
strike a pose—then die!
Blood and Black Lace (Bava, 1964)
Opening credits
features the players voguing:
strike a pose—then die!
December 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Blood and Black Lace (Bava, 1964)
Opening credits
features the players voguing:
strike a pose—then die!
Blood and Black Lace (Bava, 1964)
Opening credits
features the players voguing:
strike a pose—then die!
December 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (Dickerson, 1995)
A campy siege flick
that reveals Jada Pinkett
is our true savior.
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (Dickerson, 1995)
A campy siege flick
that reveals Jada Pinkett
is our true savior.
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (Dickerson, 1995)
A campy siege flick
that reveals Jada Pinkett
is our true savior.
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (Dickerson, 1995)
A campy siege flick
that reveals Jada Pinkett
is our true savior.
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Bordello of Blood (Adler, 1996)
All these vampires
yet we’re stuck with hours of
Dennis Miller schtick.
Bordello of Blood (Adler, 1996)
All these vampires
yet we’re stuck with hours of
Dennis Miller schtick.
December 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Bordello of Blood (Adler, 1996)
All these vampires
yet we’re stuck with hours of
Dennis Miller schtick.
Bordello of Blood (Adler, 1996)
All these vampires
yet we’re stuck with hours of
Dennis Miller schtick.
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A White Dress for Marialé (Scavolini, 1972)
Perhaps ennui can
be cured by playing dress-up
and then murdering.
A White Dress for Marialé (Scavolini, 1972)
Perhaps ennui can
be cured by playing dress-up
and then murdering.
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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A White Dress for Marialé (Scavolini, 1972)
Perhaps ennui can
be cured by playing dress-up
and then murdering.
A White Dress for Marialé (Scavolini, 1972)
Perhaps ennui can
be cured by playing dress-up
and then murdering.
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Camp Hell (vanBuskirk, 2010)
The Virgin Mary
says "Enough!" and who am I
to deny her will?
Camp Hell (vanBuskirk, 2010)
The Virgin Mary
says "Enough!" and who am I
to deny her will?
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Camp Hell (vanBuskirk, 2010)
The Virgin Mary
says "Enough!" and who am I
to deny her will?
Camp Hell (vanBuskirk, 2010)
The Virgin Mary
says "Enough!" and who am I
to deny her will?
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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The French Sex Murders (Merighi, 1972)
So what’s French: the sex,
the murders, or, perhaps, all
the Italians?
The French Sex Murders (Merighi, 1972)
So what’s French: the sex,
the murders, or, perhaps, all
the Italians?
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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The French Sex Murders (Merighi, 1972)
So what’s French: the sex,
the murders, or, perhaps, all
the Italians?
The French Sex Murders (Merighi, 1972)
So what’s French: the sex,
the murders, or, perhaps, all
the Italians?