Vidar
@vidarwolf.bsky.social
He/him. Old enough to be your dad.
It's too late to die young.
It's too late to die young.
"I'm not at my desk right now, but I have fixed your urgent issue. Please open a retroactive emergency change request for this."
Me being "not at my desk" but desperate not to open an ECR that I'll have to update later
Me being "not at my desk" but desperate not to open an ECR that I'll have to update later
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"I'm not at my desk right now, but I have fixed your urgent issue. Please open a retroactive emergency change request for this."
Me being "not at my desk" but desperate not to open an ECR that I'll have to update later
Me being "not at my desk" but desperate not to open an ECR that I'll have to update later
Got a random light show in my back yard tonight. A rare occurrence since even the northern part of IL isn't THAT far north.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Got a random light show in my back yard tonight. A rare occurrence since even the northern part of IL isn't THAT far north.
Halloween. Group of kids comes up, see pride sticker on door. "Fuck Lesbians!" or something?
Redeemed by the member of their tribe who says "Fuck you guys, I want candy".
This is why I have that sticker on the door. There may be someone who sees it and understands they aren't alone.
I hope.
Redeemed by the member of their tribe who says "Fuck you guys, I want candy".
This is why I have that sticker on the door. There may be someone who sees it and understands they aren't alone.
I hope.
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Halloween. Group of kids comes up, see pride sticker on door. "Fuck Lesbians!" or something?
Redeemed by the member of their tribe who says "Fuck you guys, I want candy".
This is why I have that sticker on the door. There may be someone who sees it and understands they aren't alone.
I hope.
Redeemed by the member of their tribe who says "Fuck you guys, I want candy".
This is why I have that sticker on the door. There may be someone who sees it and understands they aren't alone.
I hope.
I am not ashamed of my midwest cultural heritage.
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I am not ashamed of my midwest cultural heritage.
Some amusing messages that crossed my desk today at work. (I'm Roy).
October 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Some amusing messages that crossed my desk today at work. (I'm Roy).
I'm in Portland, OR walking around and finding things.
August 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm in Portland, OR walking around and finding things.
This is the weather forecast for ORD tonight.
I have a flight at about 8pm.
FML.
I have a flight at about 8pm.
FML.
August 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This is the weather forecast for ORD tonight.
I have a flight at about 8pm.
FML.
I have a flight at about 8pm.
FML.
I have a very specific set of skills. They aren't useful in real life or anything, though.
March 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have a very specific set of skills. They aren't useful in real life or anything, though.
One last thing while I'm being spammy here. Just remember.
March 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
One last thing while I'm being spammy here. Just remember.
And in other (predictable) news, Wreck Rooms are kinda fun, and also turns out I'm somehow OK at throwing axes despite never having done it before.
March 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
And in other (predictable) news, Wreck Rooms are kinda fun, and also turns out I'm somehow OK at throwing axes despite never having done it before.
Anyway, @gay.sex.where.you.lickmypa.ws was a great guest and much love to him. We also did the Chicago St. Pats thing which... Probably once a decade is enough.
March 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Anyway, @gay.sex.where.you.lickmypa.ws was a great guest and much love to him. We also did the Chicago St. Pats thing which... Probably once a decade is enough.
Had a friend come to visit recently, decided to do a thing I'd long wanted to do. Sybaris pool suite. You don't get the really juicy pics, but imagine having this all to yourself for a night. (Comical straight person sling notwithstanding but points for the hook in the ceiling...)
March 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Had a friend come to visit recently, decided to do a thing I'd long wanted to do. Sybaris pool suite. You don't get the really juicy pics, but imagine having this all to yourself for a night. (Comical straight person sling notwithstanding but points for the hook in the ceiling...)
Nothing like answering the door at 9pm on a Saturday night expecting tacos... and instead it's a cop.
(They just wanted to know if I had video of the car across the street getting egged)
She did apologize for not having my tacos though so I guess she's alright
(They just wanted to know if I had video of the car across the street getting egged)
She did apologize for not having my tacos though so I guess she's alright
January 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Nothing like answering the door at 9pm on a Saturday night expecting tacos... and instead it's a cop.
(They just wanted to know if I had video of the car across the street getting egged)
She did apologize for not having my tacos though so I guess she's alright
(They just wanted to know if I had video of the car across the street getting egged)
She did apologize for not having my tacos though so I guess she's alright
I feel you, some days. Original artist doesn't seem to have signed it but puts me in this kind of mind.
January 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I feel you, some days. Original artist doesn't seem to have signed it but puts me in this kind of mind.
Seattle has been great so far! Ended up at the Vulpine Taproom last night, and that was a good time - had semi-forgotten it was Halloween.
November 1, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Seattle has been great so far! Ended up at the Vulpine Taproom last night, and that was a good time - had semi-forgotten it was Halloween.
I wish we had the werewolf sticker ones though. I might need to find someone selling those.
October 21, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I wish we had the werewolf sticker ones though. I might need to find someone selling those.
Going to be in Seattle from Oct 30 - Nov 4. Lots of folks to see, let me know if I'm forgetting you.
October 20, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Going to be in Seattle from Oct 30 - Nov 4. Lots of folks to see, let me know if I'm forgetting you.
So... I converted 3/4 of my vegetable garden to be perennials instead of annuals due to reduced time on my part. After being out of town for a month... My guess is that it's doing OK.
September 17, 2024 at 2:57 AM
So... I converted 3/4 of my vegetable garden to be perennials instead of annuals due to reduced time on my part. After being out of town for a month... My guess is that it's doing OK.
I bought this shirt today.
June 13, 2024 at 4:11 AM
I bought this shirt today.
Found a use for ChatGPT. Writing complaint letters in the voice of Ron Swanson. Going to send this via snail mail and hope for a coupon.
April 14, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Found a use for ChatGPT. Writing complaint letters in the voice of Ron Swanson. Going to send this via snail mail and hope for a coupon.
Phrases I never thought I'd utter:
"I just updated the firmware on my oven."
"I just updated the firmware on my oven."
March 6, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Phrases I never thought I'd utter:
"I just updated the firmware on my oven."
"I just updated the firmware on my oven."