Love that the poster references my favorite scene when he’s on the phone and says that line. This is right up there with Poison Ivy as one of my favorite b-movies of the 1990s.

One year, Cory and I did a vegetarian Thanksgiving. (The kids were young and had no expectations.) it was perhaps one of the only things my parents and Cory’s parents ever agreed upon, “why would you DO that?!!”

Snort it, obviously!

But the kid wasn’t invited to the party! Lol! (We all just hung out at this neighbor’s house as if it was our own - but the lobsters 🦞 were not for us!) I just like the idea of this 8 year old sitting under a tree eating a lobster!

Narrator: There was no bridge.

None. Can’t you read the sign?

Also if everyone has to drop their insurance because of hikes and vaccines aren’t covered, rates will plummet.

I wanna know what the bin-raiding raccoons know!

Pecan pie here as well. My mother is very annoyed because my father now has a slice of pecan and she goes through the trouble to make him individual mince pies because that’s their tradition but the man will eat any pie!

God speed!

Sex! Violence! Tarring and Feathering!!

I’d get in a lot of trouble but the story of Joseph Smith starting the Mormon Church and getting in a war with the US government would make an awesome 4 hour epic.