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Jonjo
@vibrantduck.bsky.social
A bearded duck lover and dad who's feeling vibrant is this dark world
I asked my welsh friend how many sexual partners he's had.

He started counting but fell asleep
November 24, 2024 at 10:26 AM
November 23, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Reposted by Jonjo
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
November 23, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Reposted by Jonjo
You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I once knew a roadie who was romainian i also knew a czech one,two.
November 22, 2024 at 6:25 PM
All men are different, but if there is something we all do the same its petting a dog in a way that sounds like you're slapping an old wooden boat, either on the back or side of the dog.
November 21, 2024 at 5:48 AM
What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking she's gonna eat me!
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 AM