Abigail Jensen
@vibeslut.bsky.social
Know as @vibeslut on insta. I post about sx, dating, relationships, and the random shit that pops in my head :)
When my cousin was a kid she was afraid of Santa which I totally get cause like why is this old weirdo in our house??
Does stranger danger mean nothing !!
Does stranger danger mean nothing !!
December 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
When my cousin was a kid she was afraid of Santa which I totally get cause like why is this old weirdo in our house??
Does stranger danger mean nothing !!
Does stranger danger mean nothing !!
Does anyone actually use the slit in spanx to go to the bathroom bc I tried to use it this weekend (drunkenly) and fully just peed on myself
So unsure if it was user error or the slit is performative
So unsure if it was user error or the slit is performative
December 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Does anyone actually use the slit in spanx to go to the bathroom bc I tried to use it this weekend (drunkenly) and fully just peed on myself
So unsure if it was user error or the slit is performative
So unsure if it was user error or the slit is performative
Tampons have gotten too expensive. If you have a problem with me free bleeding blame capitalism
December 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Tampons have gotten too expensive. If you have a problem with me free bleeding blame capitalism
If you have a kid who’s allergic to dogs what do you do with the kid??? Can you give them to a shelter
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If you have a kid who’s allergic to dogs what do you do with the kid??? Can you give them to a shelter
Men in romantasies are 500 yrs old because that’s how long it takes for men to find the cl!t
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Men in romantasies are 500 yrs old because that’s how long it takes for men to find the cl!t
Omg the LA rain is a perfect excuse to stay in and watch secret lives of Mormon wives all weekend!
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Omg the LA rain is a perfect excuse to stay in and watch secret lives of Mormon wives all weekend!
If vampires are real I would like 32 to stay my age forever so please come and turn me before September !
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If vampires are real I would like 32 to stay my age forever so please come and turn me before September !
Shawn took a 23&me and the results came back 100% horse
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Shawn took a 23&me and the results came back 100% horse
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The concept of telling your friend that your husband is cheating on you while dressed like Ms. Frizzle taking a field trip to the Senate #rhoslc
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The concept of telling your friend that your husband is cheating on you while dressed like Ms. Frizzle taking a field trip to the Senate #rhoslc
I like my men like I like my coffee…
I don’t drink coffee
I don’t drink coffee
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I like my men like I like my coffee…
I don’t drink coffee
I don’t drink coffee
I once told my therapist that if I’m not anxious I don’t know what I’m supposed to think about
Anyways, I’m on Prozac now
Anyways, I’m on Prozac now
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I once told my therapist that if I’m not anxious I don’t know what I’m supposed to think about
Anyways, I’m on Prozac now
Anyways, I’m on Prozac now
Why can’t they make fitted sheets just sliiiiiightly bigger
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Why can’t they make fitted sheets just sliiiiiightly bigger
I work for myself so I actually ruin my workplace everyday
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I work for myself so I actually ruin my workplace everyday
Just watched Sinners for the first time and holy hell not overhyped at all. Truly a movie that feels like a movie!!! In utter awe
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Just watched Sinners for the first time and holy hell not overhyped at all. Truly a movie that feels like a movie!!! In utter awe