Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark
@vhalechark.bsky.social
Internet moron with nice traps
My name’s Bum Cuckets and I’m here to cum buckets
January 17, 2026 at 7:33 PM
My name’s Bum Cuckets and I’m here to cum buckets
What if dookie was clear? The texture, consistency, and smell all stay the same, but now the dookie is clear. What then?
January 14, 2026 at 8:15 PM
What if dookie was clear? The texture, consistency, and smell all stay the same, but now the dookie is clear. What then?
I’m up and I am crankin. I won’t say what, but it’s being cranked.
January 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I’m up and I am crankin. I won’t say what, but it’s being cranked.
Do we have nipple sauce for the veggie tray?
January 13, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Do we have nipple sauce for the veggie tray?
My name’s Card Hock and I’m here to give you hard cock
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
My name’s Card Hock and I’m here to give you hard cock
My name’s Beaty Moner and I’m here to give you meaty boner
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
My name’s Beaty Moner and I’m here to give you meaty boner
My name’s Schlong Long and I’m here to give you long schlong
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
My name’s Schlong Long and I’m here to give you long schlong
My name’s Hick Thawg and I’m here to give you thick hawg
January 7, 2026 at 2:19 PM
My name’s Hick Thawg and I’m here to give you thick hawg
My name’s Dig Bick and I’m here to give you big dick
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
My name’s Dig Bick and I’m here to give you big dick
My name’s Wax Mang and I’m here to give you max wang
January 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
My name’s Wax Mang and I’m here to give you max wang
I don’t get enough credit for keeping my stupid fat hawg off the timeline
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I don’t get enough credit for keeping my stupid fat hawg off the timeline
The pastor at my church has asked the lord to bless my karate hands as I use the power of violence to fight Rick’s diabetes and Mark’s athletes foot. He’s asked me if I will fight Ms. Betty’s chronic heart disease but I told him not to get carried away
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The pastor at my church has asked the lord to bless my karate hands as I use the power of violence to fight Rick’s diabetes and Mark’s athletes foot. He’s asked me if I will fight Ms. Betty’s chronic heart disease but I told him not to get carried away
[extremely F-150 commercial voice] have you ever been sucked off so violently that after they were done you had to pull the bedsheet out of your colon? That’s nothing at all what it’s like to drive the new F-150
January 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
[extremely F-150 commercial voice] have you ever been sucked off so violently that after they were done you had to pull the bedsheet out of your colon? That’s nothing at all what it’s like to drive the new F-150
Another guy from church, Mark, has asked me to use karate to fight his athletes foot. He says he knows about tough actin tinactin but he doesn’t think it works as good since John Madden stopped advertising it (I told Mark that John Madden died but he doesn’t believe me)
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Another guy from church, Mark, has asked me to use karate to fight his athletes foot. He says he knows about tough actin tinactin but he doesn’t think it works as good since John Madden stopped advertising it (I told Mark that John Madden died but he doesn’t believe me)
To be clear, I don’t have type 2 diabetes, Rick from my church does. He said the power of prayer isn’t working so he asked me to fight his diabetes with the power of violence. The karate hasn’t finished it off yet, but I’m slowly chipping away at it.
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
To be clear, I don’t have type 2 diabetes, Rick from my church does. He said the power of prayer isn’t working so he asked me to fight his diabetes with the power of violence. The karate hasn’t finished it off yet, but I’m slowly chipping away at it.
I am currently fighting type 2 diabetes with karate
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I am currently fighting type 2 diabetes with karate
I have just been informed that a mushroom is not a room filled with mush but is actually some kind of plant or animal
December 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I have just been informed that a mushroom is not a room filled with mush but is actually some kind of plant or animal
How’s it going over here? Still mega ass but without all the hitlery nonsense?
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
How’s it going over here? Still mega ass but without all the hitlery nonsense?
🎵 in the car I just can’t wait to diarrhea on our very first date
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
🎵 in the car I just can’t wait to diarrhea on our very first date
My penis is long my attention span is short
October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My penis is long my attention span is short
My IQ? I don’t have one, I had it surgically removed so I didn’t have to worry about it. Do you want to drink 17 beers and fuck like rabid animals?
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My IQ? I don’t have one, I had it surgically removed so I didn’t have to worry about it. Do you want to drink 17 beers and fuck like rabid animals?
*extremely graphic slurping sounds*
October 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
*extremely graphic slurping sounds*
Suplex anyone you don’t like through a table. Your body isn’t getting any younger, be violent while you still can.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Suplex anyone you don’t like through a table. Your body isn’t getting any younger, be violent while you still can.
Trying to escape through the chimney but getting stuck cause of my boner :(
October 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Trying to escape through the chimney but getting stuck cause of my boner :(
You ever be fucking but like, silly style?
October 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You ever be fucking but like, silly style?