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I dabble in a lot of things. 🌹💀⚡️⭕️
Cookie Connoisseur. 🍪
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Tela is not a spy.
Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch.
He looked pretty ragged when I got him a couple of months ago. He looks better now but I’m not sure how to make him even better (also, it’s winter, so maybe he’s more dormant than I thought).
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It finally slipped out of the sheath! 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The aesthetic in this place 👌
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Orgasm in a jar.
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Sometimes you find really amazing things on Reddit.
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My White Wizard Philodendron is pushing a new leaf.
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Added to the collection: a Monstera baby, and a Fiddle Leaf Fig. Snagged them for $22 each at Wegmans.

They’re in quarantine until Friday, which should give me enough time to find a place for them to live.
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ever drank Bailey’s from a shoe?
October 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I want to pet her so fucking bad!
October 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Lowell is getting a new pot today.
October 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is Grace. She’s a Pink Princess Philodendron I got from Wegmans a few weeks ago. She looked pretty sad in the beginning, but I gave her some new soil, worm castings, and lots of light, and she rewarded me with a new leaf. 🥰
October 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
October 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Those are my little guys. They’re going to be transferred to the same pot this weekend. But this is my big guy. His name is Marshall. I can barely move him 😂
October 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Say hello to my little friends!
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
and maybe one of these?
August 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Good morning, everyone, and Happy FU Friday!

#FUFriday
August 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I wouldn’t drink it.
July 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Overall grade: 7.5/10

It had a perfectly crunchy shell and the citrus flavor was outstanding. But, it was a little too underbaked for my taste. I still really enjoyed it, and ate the edges around the entire cookie. I loved the lemon chips so much that I went back a few times just for them.
July 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
After an initial 10-minute warm-up in the oven, and an additional 6 minutes split open, I was disappointed with the underbake* of this cookie. Still, it had a bright citrus scent. Packed with lemon chips, they had a deliciously delicate sweetness, and the flavor was marvelous. I loved every bite.
July 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Set Break Cookie Review - SPAC, Night 3 🧵

📍 Levain Bakery, NYC
🍪 Lemon

A limited edition cookie released in the spring, this one is all about a bright, refreshing, not-too-sweet taste, and it delivers.
July 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Overall grade: 9/10

I loved this cookie…like, a lot. I had to stop myself from eating too much of it so I’d have some for later. It’s thick, rich, and gooey, and definitely a cookie I’ll be thinking about for summers to come.
July 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Like Levains’ other cookies, the shell was wonderfully crisp with tons of mounds. Inside, it was chock full of crunchy almonds, clumps of drippy marshmallow, and little lakes of molten chocolate. It was soft and moist, and smelled of decadent dark cocoa.
July 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Set Break Cookie Review - SPAC, Night 2 🧵

📍 Levain Bakery, NYC
🍪 Rocky Road

Levain makes waves again with their summer cookie. Normally I wouldn’t equate this season with such a heavy offering, but I imagine it could be a perfect way to cap off a day of lounging in the pool and grilling hot dogs.
July 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM