Dang it. I forgot to grab this when I was in the store of comics a few minutes ago.

She wilts more than the lettuce ever did

"There were stairs. Some went up and some went down. It really just depended on where you were when you came across them."

"My eyes followed the mottle green carpet upwards. Most stairs have an equal rise. This one was oddly mishappen where each rise was barely a step up, while others would require me to stretch my legs beyond what I felt comfortable."

Why are you being so nice about it?

I remember when they were good

/Old man meme

He's the best driver called Lance in his family.

Imagine the infosec hell if someone has breached your account and uploaded a nefarious PDF.

Brains are just odd.

Honestly, it just sounds as though you're watching the Las Vegas F1 race from a driver cam.

My grandfathers garage smelled of light oil and electricity from the large trainset that ran through it. That was temepered by the smell of yellowing newspaper from the topless women pictures that adorned the walls.